It's the first time he's spoken out since his arrest.
Fantastic new law.
A sorry end to a sorry saga.
Shocker of the century.
A host of vague celebrities attended.
What goes bump in the night?
His sister alluded to it in a mysterious tweet.
So good she had to do it twice.
It feels like we’re regularly writing about psychopaths targeting people in McDonald’s and I’ve got to ask why it’s such a popular...
'Uhm, a court date is still a 'date' right?!'
Jail must really get boring.
This is priceless.
You got 30 minutes.
Walk like an Egyptian.
Worst father of the year.
He also refused her request of a pair of edible panties.
Dark Justice strike again.