Worst news ever.
I knew it.
It was inevitable.
That explains a lot.
Nowhere is safe.
Boozing every day is the key to a long life.
You don’t need meat to gain muscle.
Whiner of the year.
This'll set you back a few.
What a guy.
It’s basically just very expensive guacamole.
I’ll drink to that.
The full story has been disclosed.
I'm never going swimming again.
I'll drink to that.
Forks at the ready.
Not so healthy anymore.
Age is but a number.
Finally, a diet we can all get behind.
It aims to provide breakfast for the homeless people of London for just £3.
Talk about long term planning.
For the health conscious skinflint.
Who doesn't love a Greggs?
Sign me up.