Rather him than me.
Designer nipples are here.
That's tonight sorted then.
Nature can be so gross.
Never go up against a professional.
Making Planet Earth and Blue Planet has taken its toll.
As if this election couldn't get any dumber.
His night took a seriously weird turn.
Not such a superfood now.
Under the sea.
Quality, not quantity.
Not so healthy anymore.
These are completely bonkers.
Pure nightmare fuel.
We might as well just end our lives now.
It was hundreds of miles from its natural habitat.
Amazing that he even survived.
Sign me up.
If I was desperate for love there's no way I would end up in fucking Coventry.
'Do not pull. DO NOT PULL!'
At least make sure your food is dead first.
Female empowerment in 2016. Or something.
Feel good story of the day.
Talking the talk.
'They pulled out some grilled meat, sausages, and fish and started eating them and throwing them at us.'