CNN's response is perfection.
Turns out, it really was fake news.
The idea that exercising keeps you healthy is clearly Fake News.
Yet another clanger from the POTUS.
This is as weird as you would expect, but absolutely great.
Of course it did.
Good one mate.
The most meta thing that has ever happened.
There's a brand new Internet superpower that's about to be used for nothing but trolling and evil.