Get a grip dad.
That’s definitely not going to hold up in court.
This is not how eyes work.
What a lad.
This is s**t scary.
How the mighty have fallen.
No more excuses.
And no, it's not Stella.
He says he's found God.
So Shaq's a flat-Earther too.
There’s no excuse.
Combining love for your partner with love for pizza.
These are absolutely spectacular.
At least call the poor dude an Uber.
Pull the other one.
You get your own private shower and sleeping capsule.
Come on man.
You're always going to get caught if you do that dude.