Former CIA Agent Says Aliens ‘Use Our Planet Like A Supermarket’
We come in peace… and to stock up.
I’t got a $70 million budget.
From McDonald’s to vermin.
Do you even burn bro?
4 billion years in the making.
Holy shit – when does this ever happen?
This is one hell of a diss.
There really wasn’t another option here.
“Have u been to the edge ? Or is that what ur science book told you”
Ground control to major… oh no sorry, wrong number.
It’s orbiting a star in the Milky Way.
The true meaning of higher education.
This is actually really upsetting.
This could literally spell the end of the human race.
Needless to say, it doesn’t work out too well.
It’s called Kepler-452b and is 1400 light years away.
Your dreams have just been answered.
‘Black holes’ just took on a whole new meaning.
We all know what that looks like right?
“I will die on Mars – and give birth to the first Martian baby.”
Just another reason why I’m never going to do a skydive.