Try to contain yourself.
Allow Dry January.
Dry January is over.
This was inevitable.
Not what I was expecting.
The tables have turned.
Fish guts are a thing of the past.
Something went seriously wrong on that production line.
A+ chirpsing technique.
50 shades of creep.
Just what you need for that extra kick.
And so it begins.
That's one way to get him back.
The reaction has been explosive.
Pizza delivery is going next level.
It satisfies two basic human needs â€“ hydration and boobs.
I had a summer job at Subway when I was younger. Here's a tale about one of my more interesting co-workers.
Finally, we can now find out what Zack Morris would do if he was living in 2013 - direct from the man...