You can't make this stuff up.
How did this get passed?
Finger lickin' good.
A+ roasting material.
How to cock-block yourself 101.
Stay on the safe side.
Bet he got one star.
Absolutely excellent news.
One network in particular seems to be affected.
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind is now a reality.
Pizza Hut are going on absolutely ruthless today.
Time to say goodbye to overly-opinionated Oliver and beyond-boring Beatrice.
The ghost of Joan Rivers just posted this to Facebook.