How the other half live.
Don't try this at home.
So much money that he's got no need for human decency.
Best move she could have made.
Hope the wind didn't change.
Slight overreaction maybe.
What the hell is this babysitter playing at?
This video is destined to be an all time classic.
Never fails to disappoint.
Mainly stuff like Zlatan eating the goalkeeper's ass.
A new beginning for horror movies.
'Always be confident around women - chances are their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich.'
You've got to love the weather forecast.
Did you ever stop and take a second to think why the shops asked for it?
If you want promoters to listen to you, then this is how you do it.
This is how you deal with annoying neighbours.
Now this is how you reply to a bad review.
What they found out was completely awesome and proves most people are fucking stupid.
Isn't life hard being a DJ? Let's look at all the hardship you've got to face, luckily Twitter have compiled their own...