Treat your girl right.
Performance enhancing drugs are not allowed.
Ready... set... GO!
Know anyone who might want to enter?
What a lad.
I feel bad for that shark.
Definitely not worth it.
Aldi are absolutely killing it.
Apparently there is a line.
You don't need to spend money for the good stuff any more.
Living in squalor.
Of course it is.
Definitely an important event in world history.
Maybe Sepp Blatter wasn't that bad?
Finger lickin’ good.
You could win £5000 if you have the most beautiful butthole in the world.
Apparently it's a common trend unfortunately.
Calm your tits.
Can you guess them all?
This is going to be dark.
You have no excuses.