Students Have Invented Edible Tape That Stops Your Burrito From Falling Apart FOOD / By timw_brap Wow.
US Track Runner Gets 4-Year Suspension For Testing Positive For Banned Substance, Blames It On Bad Burrito NEWS / By MF Jones Seems legit.
Mum Cooks Up Chilli And Beef Burrito With Her Placenta After Giving Birth NEWS / By MF Jones Scrumptious.
Man Attempts Armed Robbery At Chipotle; Only Gets Away With A Burrito NOT THE NEWS / By MF Jones Not really much of a haul.
Three Men Are Suing Chipotle After Their Burritos Made Them ‘Excessively Full’ NEWS / By timw_brap Isn’t that the whole point of eating a burrito?
The Burger King Whopperrito Looks Completely Fucking Disgusting In Reality FOOD / By timw_brap Not quite the same as the promo shot.
The ‘Cook My Burrito Bitch’ Guy Speaks Out After Meltdown Footage Goes Viral VIDEOS / By MF Jones “I’m not a racist, I love all colours.”
Here’s How You Can Get Free Food And Drink From 17 Restaurants In The UK FOOD / By Hatti Rex You’re welcome
Burger King Have Just Made The Ultimate Stoner Smack: The ‘Whopperrito’ FOOD / By MF Jones Game changer.
VIDEO: Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos VIDEOS / By timw_brap Welcome to the weird part of the internet.