Last Text Man Receives Before Dying From Boozing So Hard On Stag Do Was ‘Are You Still Alive’? NEWS / By timw_brap When will people learn?
Essex Schoolboy Left Traumatised After Finding 3ft Python Living In His Toilet NEWS / By timw_brap Nowhere is safe.
Wayne Rooney Is ‘Building A Tunnel System In His Mansion To Keep His Hair Transplant Dry’ NEWS / By Sick Chirpse Headline of the week.
Man Tries To Avoid Jail By Handing Policeman ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ Monopoly Card NEWS / By timw_brap If only it were that simple.
The Man Who Robbed A Bank To Avoid His Wife Has Been Sentenced To House Arrest NEWS / By Billy Bronson Couldn’t have gone more wrong.
Someone Has Turned One Of The Best Simpsons Episodes Into A 16 Bit Video Game GAMING / By timw_brap King-size Homer.
Bill Cosby Just Baited Himself Up Big Time When Asked About Rape Allegations VIDEOS / By MF Jones Is this the reaction of someone who’s innocent?