APOCALYPSE
NASA Finds Enormous “Coronal Hole” In The Sun, Should We Worry?
NASA found a massive hole in the sun? Whut? Are… we… doomed?
Vladimir Putin Releases Absolutely Insane Big Budget Movie Trailer For Press Conference Tomorrow
If he’s advertising a press conference like this, then just what the hell is he going to say in it?
Mysterious Statue Of Satan With A Massive Erection Appears Outside Vancouver Train Station
Who the hell was responsible for this?
NASA Study Concludes That Civilisation Is Pretty Much Over
According to this NASA commissioned report, we’ve only got a few decades until the whole of civilisation is kaput.
VIDEO: Apocalypse Knives Can Slice Through Anything With One Swipe (Kinda NSFW)
These knives from Cold Steel – the world’s strongest, sharpest knives – are so badass that they’ve been deemed apocalypse proof. See why here.
PHOTOS: There’s A Live Action Resident Evil Ride In Universal Studios Japan
This needs to happen ASAP in this country.
The Internet Will Ruin Your Life #1: Netflix
.if it hasn’t already! Find out just one of many ways that the internet will ruin your life on Sick Chirpse.
Are These Storm Clouds Proof That The Apocalypse Is En Route?
The apocalypse is drawing ever near. These scary bastards are the first sign of how close it is until the whole world burns.
University Of California Offers ‘Zombie’ Course
The University Of California has introduced a course focusing on the Zombie apocalypse.
Scientists Create Glow-In-The-Dark Rabbits
Scientists create glow in the dark rabbits by inserting genes into the rabbit’s DNA. Question is, how long do we have to wait until we can buy them as pets?
Is The Last Of Us The First Truly Adult Game?
With Sony’s new blockbuster, should we finally start paying attention to age-restrictions on games?
We Got Baked For 6 Hours And Played Dead Island Riptide
Going on a summer vacation to a remote island, don’t forget to pack your baseball bat. Sick Chirpse takes a look at Dead Island.
Zombies, Spiders And Bird Flu V2: Here Are 3 Obvious Reasons Why We’re All About To Die
A quick look at some of the more obvious ways we’re all about to die horribly that nobody seems to have noticed.
Is John Lennon Building An Army From Beyond The Grave?
We all know John Lennon: singer, guitarist, songwriter with the most important band of the 20th century, solo artist, political activist, drug enthusiast, artist, actor, phony, renowned hitter of women and soon to be zombie dictator?
TV SERIES REVIEW: Doomsday Preppers
Doomsday Preppers – Addictive TV about nutters in America preparing for the end times or financial collapse or terrorism or zombies or…… you get my drift.
It’s The End Of The World As We Know It
The world is going to end today but just how exactly is it going to happen? Here’s a mash up of 38 of the best end of the world movie moments so you can check out the options and decide how you would prefer to bow out later on today. Fingers crossed you get your choice.
Gangnam Style Has Already Claimed Its First Life
Gangnam Style claimed the life of Eamonn Kilbride a few days ago. It is no longer the marker, or the messenger. It’s the killer itself.
Gangnam Style Is The Key To The End Of The World
You will be fully creeped out by how specifically Gangnam Style matches up with Nostradamus’ apocalypse prediction. Fully creeped.
NASA Scientist Says Many Young People Are Contemplating Suicide Over End Of The World Rumours
Apparently people are getting so stressed out about the end of the world that they’re actually contemplating suicide so that they miss out on it. Kinda dumb if you ask me.
Security Firm To Train Police And Military In Preperation For Zombie Outbreak
Companies have been training their staff for an obviously realistic ‘zombie apocalypse’ scenario.
Zombies Spotted In New York
Zombies have recently been spotted walking the streets of New York. Would you feel safe sharing a pavement with one?
Apocalypse Survival Guide #2: The Millenium Bug Strikes Back
Awesome new monthly LDN warehouse rave themed around the Apocalypse.
LIFE AFTER 2012: REDEMPTION OF THE JOBSEEKER
Jobseekers redeem yourself when searching for work. Warning: this advice will almost definitely result in more afternoons watching Dickinson’s Real Deal.
CELEBRITIES FEAR THE END OF THE WORLD IN 2012
Don’t worry, that stupid movie freaked out a bunch of celebrities too! Hear what they have to say about it!