His sister alluded to it in a mysterious tweet.
Things have gone from bad to worse for him.
Turns out you can put a price on love.
Dreams can come true.
Surprised this hasn't happened sooner.
Well, we all know what teen girls like doing at the weekend.
Bit of a step down.
His life just gets worse and worse.
It gets worse.
"He's shitting himself."
One last blowout.
Just give up already.
Anyone up for it? Didn't think so.
It never ends.
Just when you thought he couldn't sink any lower.
That's one way to become a millionaire.
This photograph and headline really has to be seen to be believed.
Let's just say he's going away for a while.
Not so lucky this time.
He's been found innocent by the jury.
This guy's got an answer for everything.
Adam Johnson had "60,000 reasons" not to admit his guilt.