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The Chinese Have Invented A ‘Sperm Extractor’ For Men Who Don’t Want To Masturbate

I’ve never donated sperm, but I’ve always thought that it’s probably kinda awkward to go into some little room in a hospital with a porno and crack one out – I figured I might get stage fright ot just not be able to do it basically – and it turns out that this is apparently …

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Darude Is Going To Represent Finland In This Year’s Eurovision Song Contest

The Eurovision Song Contest is undeniably one of the funniest things you can watch on a Saturday night when you’re wasted because it’s literally the most absurd, ridiculous and usually unorganised event ever and long may it continue. Featured Image VIA  There seems to have been a recent resurgence of people you’ve actually heard of …

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