I’m all for exotic burgers with lots of toppings on them because it’s great to mix and match and try new things between two pieces of bread. This new burger from Japan’s most famous fast food chain Lotteria is just stupid though.

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It’s called ‘The Everything Burger’ (or ‘The Zenbu Nose Burger’ in its native tongue) and it’s called that for a very obvious reason: it literally has everything you can think of in it. I’ll let this Instagram post describe it in its full complexity:

Yeah I mean seriously, what is the point of putting all that stuff in a bun? There’s like no way anyone could ever pick that up and put it in their mouth is there? And who the hell would want a shrimp patty and why does that exist? Yuck.

It doesn’t really look that good in reality either:

In fairness I did exaggerate because there are loads of obvious things that could go in the burger as well like a chicken burger or guacamole or maybe pulled pork or something. Still, it’s a valiant effort. If you were interested in buying one of these beasts it will set you back about ten quid (which to be fair, ain’t that bad considering how many different food items you get.)

For more on Japan, remember this idiot who tried to eat a burger with 1000 pieces of cheese in it.