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What Did People Get Stuck Up Their Butts This Year?

Walking Stick Up Butt

Every year there’s a compilation of all the emergency room visits in the United States and as you might expect there are a bunch of doozies on there.

Every year for some reason the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission creates a searchable database of all the emergency room visits around the country and, as you would probably expect, there are more than a few sticky situations that people have got themselves into. Here’s a few of the best that we could find:

☛ More Butts: Dangerous New Butt Dance

Ear:
SEED
PAINTBRUSH
“SOME BALLS”
SLAG
MAKEUP BRUSH
PATIENT TOLD PARENTS THAT THE CATS STUCK SOMETHING IN HER EAR
GASOLINE
BUTTERFLY
HERSHEY KISS
“CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR”

Nose:
EAR PLUG
CRAYON
PLASTIC EYEBALL
HEART-SHAPED GEM
DIME
PENNY
NICKEL
AA BATTERIES
SPONGE
SMALL DECORATIVE ROCK
2 ERASERS
MULCH
“PLACED A BEAD IN HER NOSTRIL, PATIENT HAS NO COMPLAINTS”


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