Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #65

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The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box (also located under this post) – every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.

Here are the best from this week:

ainsley

Getrubbed

I was wearing my Ainsley Harriott tshirt at Junction 2 and every 5 minute some cunt would be like eyyy Ainsley eyyy. Fuck Ainsley Harriott.

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That Prick

Last summer me and a girl who I occasionally have sex with (Let’s call her ‘A’) found ourselves at the end of a heavy night out with nowhere to “sleep” – So being the intoxicated genius that I so often am I came up with the genius plan of taking her to the nearby home of another girl who I occasionally have sex with ( We’ll call her ‘B’) – After banging on the door for about half an hour we came to the conclusion that she wasn’t home, but undeterred by this minor setback we decided to head round to the back of the property and smash a window to get inside – Well, it turns out ‘B’ was home and was unsurprisingly quite pissed off to find me and ‘A’ breaking into her house at four in the morning – Eventually she did calm down though, and she ended up letting us get into bed with her – Now being the horny drunken idiot that I was/am this meant guaranteed threesome to me and I started touching them both up under the covers –  It took about 30 seconds for ‘B’ to say “fuck this”  and she quickly stormed out of the bed and went next door to sleep on the sofa leaving me and ‘A’ in her bed to fuck – So essentially yes, I broke into a girls house and fucked another girl in her bed while she slept on the sofa next door and cried – Fun fact: Neither have them have slept with me again since that night.

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Jizzaboo

This doesn’t happen when I’m with a girl but when I’m alone and I start to think ‘hmm do I fancy a quick tug’ I start gettin horny and ALWAYS sneeze twice. Pretty fucking annoying but I know if I don’t sneeze, I’m probs good to wait a while…

Depression

zanatood

In the week since I broke up with my GF, I’ve been thrown out and banned from a club, pissed myself on the way home and had a wank while taking a shit in the toilets at Burger King. Safe to say I’m not taking it very well

 

 

 

 

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PRIME

We have a large IT department where I work ran by Indians (fresh from India). The other day I went into the break room and they were all in there trying on each other’s shoes and giggling like children. Wish I was that easily amused

 

Well done guys and gals – you’ve done us proud. Well, maybe not proud. But thanks for submitting and if your confession didn’t feature, don’t sweat it – just submit a better one next time.

Get involved and submit your confession(s) for next week HERE – see you next Friday.

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