The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.

Here are the best from this week:

(Click the arrow keys below to view confessions)

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LB

I woke up on Christmas day and wanked in to a used condom over “Someone you may know” on Facebook. Fuck my life. She’s not even fit.