The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.

Here are the best from this week:

(Click the arrow keys below to view confessions.)

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Poo crusader

Every now and then I squat and poo onto a bit of Newspaper because it comes out so smoothly. It takes me back to the the best shit I ever had in a hole in the ground for a toilet when I went interailing.