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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Six Round Up

By | on Oct 4, 2012

   
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Week 6 draws to a close and what a disappointing week it was. The only way you would’ve been able to get some serious points in was if you were from Liverpool and stuck either half the reds or blues of your respective city in your lineup. SickChirpse’s own J Martin and his Tourist Attraction boys bowled out with 53 points to take him within a stones throw of the top 20 but the big applause of the week has to go to William Rowe’s Keefy’s Krunchers who totalled up 59 points in a week where the average score was more like 25 points.  No change at the top from Week 5 but a couple of people are beginning to gain.

Here’s how Week 6 played out points wise:

BIG HITTERS:

For all those who took Jelavic out of their side just because he picked up a little injury last week, congratulations on not having a pot of glue what you’re doing as a manager. The Everton number 7 picked up an assist for Osman’s first before adding a brace shortly afterwards to give them a 3-1 victory against The Saints and himself a swift 15 points for the week in the process. With Wigan coming up as their next game away from home I wouldn’t be suprised if The Toffees kept up there great form and we see Jelavic and Fellani pounce again this weeked.

However, it was the red side of Liverpool that had the real pointscorers as they visited Norwich and came away with their first 3 points of the season after a 5-2 destruction of The Canaries orchestrated by the buck-tooth beauty himself, Luiz Suarez. When he is not eating an apple through a letter box and missing absolute sitters you can be sure that he’s taking some time to bang a couple of goals in the net and who would’ve bet against him to hit another hat-trick at Carrow Road as lightning struck again.  Suarez scored three great goals and notched up an assist to take his weekly points to 20 which is the same score my entire team got. Wanker.  With their next game being against Stoke Anti-Football Club at Anfield it might be time to look this gift horse in the mouth and trust in Suarez.

BIG SHITTERS

54 minutes into the game at Loftus Road and QPR trail 2-0 to West Ham when super sub Diakite comes off  the bench to replace SWP who has not really featured in the game. Within 3 minutes of his introduction Taraabt has scored a long range effort and he has the chance to press on and rescue this 6 pointer for the newly promoted Hoops. However he gets booked with his first challenge of the game at 58 minutes for unsporting behaviour, and then again in 74th minute when he is sent off – taking his points tally to minus 2 for the week and 1 for the entire season.  I feel a little bit bad for putting Diakite in the BIG SHITTERS though as it has only come out earlier this month that he might be suffering from depression – nonetheless – if you are one of the idiots with him in your team then do yourself a favour.

As for poor old poor Ruddy, what a disgruntled figure he cut at 90 minutes on the weekend after being pummuled for the previous 90 minutes by an impressive Liverpool team who were said to have had their highest ever pass completion rate in the Premiership.  Out of their 6 shots on target 5 hit the back of the net leaving Ruddy in no doubt that his one and only England call up has very likely been and gone. With a trip away to Stamford Bridge on the weekend and Chelsea lucking their way to another 4 goals in midweek I’d fancy that it might be time to invest in the Torres/Mata/Hazard connection and steer very clear of any Canary yellow for Saturday’s 3 O’Clock kick offs.

The games this weekend in the Premiership are as follows:

  • Man City v Sunderland 12:45
  • Chelsea v Norwich 15:00
  • Swansea v Reading 15:00
  • West Brom v QPR 15:00
  • Wigan v Everton 15:00
  • West Ham v Arsenal 17:30

Sun 7 Oct 2012 – Premier League

  • Southampton v Fulham 13:30
  • Liverpool v Stoke 15:00
  • Tottenham v Aston Villa 15:00
  • Newcastle v Man Utd 16:00

There will undoubtedly be goals galore this weekend so we wish you the best of luck catching the big boys who are still setting the pace at the top. Here’s the league after Week 6 has hit the fan:

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POS Manager Team name Total points Week pts Starting
XI pts		 Starting
XI pos		 Goals Goal Pos Overall Position
1 Tom Sands Prison Break FC 292 32 272 1926 17 10852 3385
2 Gavin Rapaport Poo 280 29 233 22300 18 5848 6684
3 Huw Barker HavantGotAClueVille 279 29 279 1123 19 3090 7063
4 Tom Shipley Apocalypse Dudes 272 49 238 17264 21 767 10401
5 Trevor Brenson RJBs XI 267 29 267 2794 15 30794 13606
6 Luke Skidmore bunchofslugs 262 47 215 49699 21 767 17744
7 Emma Craig The Only Way Is Emma 260 26 237 18230 13 68104 19760
8 Alex Prince Prince Boatengs 257 34 222 37367 16 18804 22928
9 Peter Jones Joner 237 29 217 46012 14 47114 53806
10 Dan Filer ClubTropicanaDrinkFC 234 38 234 21189 14 47114 59954
11 Daniel Ostridge Ajax Treesdown 233 20 220 40654 14 47114 62007
12 Richard Dulieu Dyslexic CF 229 23 229 27199 10 144390 70867
13 Piers Dixon Dixon Balls FC 224 20 231 24684 11 118169 82600
13 Shane Tremlin Trems Trash 224 39 207 66336 11 118169 82600
13 Charlie Hey tiki taka jazz cats 224 49 224 34242 16 18804 82600
16 James Blundell Blundells boys 223 27 191 105159 12 92191 85055
17 Dave Ward Pimp My Side 222 27 196 92343 13 68104 87419
17 Johnny Callow Room 362 222 20 232 23450 10 144390 87419
19 Michael Magee Mickey T FC 221 47 225 32713 13 68104 89973
20 Ross Stearny stearnpots barmyarmy 220 36 231 24684 13 68104 92397
20 Neil Williams Lumpers and Kickers 220 39 176 144105 12 92191 92397
22 Elliott Henderson Barsenal 219 53 194 97444 11 118169 94925
23 Terry Buckingham Real Madras 218 22 204 73039 13 68104 97403
24 Matthew Stewart FC Boosh 217 43 200 82429 12 92191 99883
25 Anthony Ward Park Ji Wonders 214 34 212 55758 12 92191 107400
26 Huw E Dynamo Kebab 213 30 182 128747 9 169335 109978
26 Ryan Williams Dirty Buffalo 213 41 202 77629 7 209776 109978
26 Jeff Ingle Jeffentus 213 37 157 186959 10 144390 109978
29 Nikul Patani Brown Bear United 209 42 209 61955 13 68104 120090
30 Bobby Peliza bObbyDazzlers 206 30 179 136552 9 169335 127665
31 Thomas Foley Unbelievable Crisps 205 44 153 194258 14 47114 130157
32 Billy Mclean Barcemoaner 204 19 210 59836 12 92191 132793
33 Drew Walsh Real SocieLAD 203 38 207 66336 8 191310 135352
34 AlexanderMark Jones Dunblane Massacres 202 20 178 139073 10 144390 137870
34 James Martin Tourist Attraction 202 53 202 77629 10 144390 137870
34 Patrick Grayson real aycliffe 202 41 202 77629 11 118169 137870
34 Ross Williams Tepee Town FC 202 25 181 131493 11 118169 137870
38 Ben Rowland Atheist FC 201 38 182 128747 13 68104 140332
38 David Williams Muffin stuffers 201 26 202 77629 13 68104 140332
40 William Rowe Keefy’s Krunchers 200 59 198 87332 16 18804 142809
41 Robbie Atkinson diables Rouges 198 25 174 149174 9 169335 147522
42 Alex Crawshaw Crawshaw’s Commies 196 19 156 188861 12 92191 152191
42 Mark Endicott Real Madreadfull 196 26 132 221027 12 92191 152191
42 Shaun Williams The Galacticos 196 28 169 161355 7 209776 152191
45 Daniel Guy Dans witwickys 195 18 195 94867 9 169335 154646
46 John Ryan Obi – 1 Kanobi – 0 194 27 194 97444 9 169335 156974
46 Max Sheppard Fred West Ham 194 25 159 183033 10 144390 156974
46 Sam MartinRoss Martin-Boss 194 31 139 214191 11 118169 156974
49 Jamie Sadur Skid Mark 193 38 193 99962 11 118169 159187
50 Redwan Elharrak Real Talk 192 33 192 102538 8 191310 161494
50 Lee Walsh KeansaKunt 192 24 155 190727 12 92191 161494
52 Ryan Addams Fish fillet 191 27 135 218217 8 191310 163647
53 Ben Lawson spunkin FC 188 37 218 44186 10 144390 170181
54 smart les lemon peng-win 187 22 187 115555 12 92191 172251
54 Aaron Hicks Proud’s Prodders 187 39 187 115555 10 144390 172251
56 Matt Morris Morris FC 185 48 185 120783 9 169335 176370
56 Jon McLeish Bayern Bru 185 39 170 158945 7 209776 176370
58 Josh Watkins bluesbrother 184 29 184 123457 9 169335 178345
59 Blake Walton Walton Wonders 181 34 185 120783 8 191310 184066
59 Luke Henderson Luke Ronald FC 181 30 174 149174 12 92191 184066
61 Nick Reid OnOne United 179 30 179 136552 9 169335 187749
61 Tim Williams TIMW_BRAP KILLAS 179 23 192 102538 10 144390 187749
63 Maxwell Hughes maxibon united 178 40 177 141599 11 118169 189597
64 Christopher Davies T Dogg’s Ball Hoggs 177 29 143 209299 7 209776 191398
65 Martyn Aeissame Gratuitous FC 176 19 176 144105 8 191310 193220
65 Anthony Ford 4 Dimensions 176 23 139 214191 10 144390 193220
65 David Hewitt football 176 36 176 144105 9 169335 193220
68 Louis Day Spews Stars 173 30 173 151645 11 118169 198253
69 Nestor Schischka The Winning One 171 15 164 172607 7 209776 201344
70 Richard Gilbert Queefstars 170 41 170 158945 9 169335 202823
70 Mark Guy butchys tanks 170 35 159 183033 10 144390 202823
72 Dean Webster Blues 169 26 182 128747 9 169335 204296
72 Nicky Greenhow Boomerwanger 169 33 167 165896 6 223863 204296
74 Daniel Haviland Warriors 168 31 168 163630 5 234104 205739
75 John Twinn Pav FC 166 49 166 168118 7 209776 208554
76 Mohamed Hussein Why Always Me FC 164 17 146 205280 7 209776 211144
76 Danny Sharpe Team Sharpey 164 37 164 172607 8 191310 211144
78 Craig Abbs Team abber 162 30 162 176901 10 144390 213705
78 Christian Adofo The Mandem 162 35 162 176901 7 209776 213705
80 Toby Dennett Dennethinaikos 159 44 183 126047 6 223863 217329
81 Nick Randles Quallo 158 30 158 185024 7 209776 218433
81 Daniel Watson SirBobWouldBeProud 158 22 143 209299 4 241369 218433
83 Jack Hopwood FC Kaiser 156 34 156 188861 6 223863 220503
84 James Roberts WOOPWOOP United 154 20 147 203844 6 223863 222537
84 Dave Bunker Team Bunker 154 29 104 234197 11 118169 222537
86 John Hawkins Mmmmcustard 151 33 145 206631 8 191310 225379
87 Luke Wyborn The Wombles 150 27 143 209299 5 234104 226307
87 Ashley Townsend 1 MANNING 1 CUP 150 29 106 233801 8 191310 226307
89 Alex Taylor leave-my-arse-a-lona 149 31 149 200777 12 92191 227199
90 Michael Sinfield FC Scorgasm 146 34 146 205280 7 209776 229647
91 Sam Lister inter thevan 145 33 148 202340 4 241369 230368
92 James Tootill BigDonFC 139 27 151 197637 5 234104 234473
93 Tyler Casey 50 Shades Of Goals 125 31 125 226263 2 249295 241357
94 David Armitage Real Betties 124 31 124 226875 5 234104 241726
95 Steve French French FC 119 28 119 229574 2 249295 243339
96 Tomn Pitts Gareth Keenan Troops 115 13 115 231188 5 234104 244492
97 Wes Holden Green FC 113 21 113 231897 8 191310 245037
98 Nick Bourne Greenham Royals 107 32 107 233597 4 241369 246391
99 Theodore Morgan DangALangTime 106 20 106 233801 8 191310 246586
100 Matthew Hurley 12fort 84 29 84 236299 6 223863 249666






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