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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 8 Round Up

By | on Oct 27, 2012

   
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Week 8 is at an end and so is the mighty reign of Tom Sands’ Prison Break FC who have dropped to 3rd place after what can only be described as a shocker of a week. Tom Shipley’s Apocalypse Dudes smashed a cheeky 44 points taking their tally to 370 – opening up a 5 point lead over Rapaport’s Poo. A couple of good results for some of the SickChirpse hopeful as James Martin‘s Tourist Attraction rose a couple of places with 46 points and AMJ‘s Dunblane Massacres rose from lowly 42nd to a still pretty shitty 21st with the week high score of 49.  So Week 7 didn’t really cause many upsets, but it seems that Week 8 is really starting to separate the men from the boys.  Here’s how the Prem fared up last week:

BIG HITTERS:

Well, well, well…if it isn’t our old bald granny banging friend for life Mr Wayne doing his very best to tantalise the fantasy league.  Taking time out from his part-time job as a care worker at an old granny’s home to bang a couple of cheeky goals in both ends of the pitch. He started off his Saturday by giving Stoke the faintest of chances of an Old Trafford victory by stuffing the ball past De Gea, before setting the game alight at the other end accumulating a solid 12 points down to an assist and two goals. He also became  the first Utd player to score at both ends of the pitch since David Beckham way back in 2003…but that’s probably the shittest fact ever.

Marky Noble also earned every penny of his 3 million fantasy league price tag as he racked up the same points as Rooney after his two cheeky goals past the lowly Saints opposition.  The real big hitter of the week was none other than the cheeky little bearded Spaniard, Juan Mata. The second highest priced midfielder in the land of fantasy league accumulated a whopping 15 for the week as he tore apart Spurs taking Kyle Walker’s Twitter with him.  The midfielder has now scored three and assisted five goals in his last four Premier League appearances but the real question is can he do the job against Man Utd at the Bridge on the weekend?

BIG SHITTERS:

Not too many shitbags this week as everyone had a pretty good attempt at not being a complete donkey fuck up. However, it would seem that the most reliable right back in the Premiership, Kyle Walker, did not  get that memo. I suppose he can’t be blamed for having to come up against the tirade of passing from the three Chelsea playmakers of Oscar, Hazard and Mata but the Spurs fans really didn’t agree with that. As if letting 4 goals go past him, getting a yellow card and -2 for his weekly fantasy league points he also got hounded on Twitter for having his pants pulled down on the byline so as Mata could pull the other Juan before passing it to Sturridge for number 4. The Spurs fans took to Twitter in force to call out the Spurs full back and he bottled it and deleted his account which in itself is worth a couple minus points.

The other big loser of the week has to be Cheick Tioté. He’s not famed for shying away from a tackle but he took the game into his hands after taking a little kick and decided to go studs up on Fletcher and get himself a straight red. Whether or not it was a booking it cost The Toon a good three points away at the Stadium of Light and all the cheap punters out there some money as no one bets on the draw. Cheick Tioté is a mug.

This weekends fixtures are looking like this:

Sat 27 Oct 2012 – Premier League

  • Aston Villa vs Norwich 12:45
  • Arsenal vs QPR 15:00
  • Reading vs Fulham 15:00
  • Stoke vs Sunderland 15:00
  • Wigan vs West Ham 15:00
  • Man City vs Swansea 17:30

Sun 28 Oct 2012 – Premier League

  • Everton vs Liverpool 13:30
  • Newcastle vs West Brom 15:00
  • Southampton vs Tottenham 15:00
  • Chelsea vs Man Utd 16:00

Predictions for the week are Paul Lambert trusts Darren Bent and bangs a few against Norwich. Arsene and the boys put the final nail in Sparky’s coffin, special thanks to Cardoza. Reading finally get that win as Fulham fuck up away again. Stoke’s Anti-Football = draw. Kevin Nolan scores away for the first time in his life to get The Hammers a point. Man City put midweek behind them and stick a couple past Swansea but no clean sheet again thanks to Michu. Merseyside derby ends in red cards for at least two players as they play out a draw. Baggies hold Newcastle to a draw. Spurs make sure Saints keep on losing. Chelsea and Man Utd fight out a 4-4 scorcher courtesy of a hat-trick from an unlikely source…can you hear the drums Fernando?

In reality – the only thing that will come true is Michu will score, again. Remember where you heard it first.

Here’s the fucking league all ready:

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POS Manager Team name Total points Week pts Starting
XI pts		 Starting
XI pos		 Goals Goal Pos Overall Position
1 Tom Shipley Apocalypse Dudes 370 44 310 20207 28 441 4886
2 Gavin Rapaport Poo 365 39 324 10221 23 8512 6328
3 Tom Sands Prison Break FC 362 23 345 2940 23 8512 7308
4 Huw Barker HavantGotAClueVille 357 39 359 1130 25 2819 9362
5 Trevor Brenson RJBs XI 344 30 344 3166 19 45258 17545
6 Emma Craig The Only Way Is Emma 340 32 314 16891 17 81230 21000
6 Alex Prince Prince Boatengs 340 40 294 39391 21 21419 21000
8 Luke Skidmore bunchofslugs 322 21 285 54137 22 13773 42753
9 Shane Tremlin Trems Trash 315 45 278 67407 15 124893 53877
10 Peter Jones Joner 309 31 278 67407 19 45258 64790
10 Richard Dulieu Dyslexic CF 309 40 309 21104 15 124893 64790
12 Ryan Williams Dirty Buffalo 307 36 275 73444 15 124893 68649
13 Dan Filer ClubTropicanaDrinkFC 306 25 306 24132 17 81230 70591
14 Dave Ward Pimp My Side 303 40 275 73444 19 45258 76479
15 James Martin Tourist Attraction 295 46 295 37885 15 124893 93121
15 Nikul Patani Brown Bear United 295 35 295 37885 19 45258 93121
17 Huw E Dynamo Kebab 293 32 246 137605 15 124893 97459
17 Daniel Ostridge Ajax Treesdown 293 22 286 52429 17 81230 97459
19 Matthew Stewart FC Boosh 292 36 270 83999 16 102663 99597
19 Terry Buckingham Real Madras 292 27 270 83999 18 61890 99597
21 Charlie Hey tiki taka jazz cats 291 29 291 44035 19 45258 101724
21 Ross Williams Tepee Town FC 291 36 278 67407 16 102663 101724
23 AlexanderMark Jones Dunblane Massacres 290 49 250 128725 17 81230 103912
24 Jeff Ingle Jeffentus 288 35 205 208306 16 102663 108365
25 Drew Walsh Real SocieLAD 286 31 280 63396 15 124893 112835
26 Redwan Elharrak Real Talk 285 33 285 54137 14 147215 115029
27 Robbie Atkinson diables Rouges 284 37 225 179753 16 102663 117222
28 Ross Stearny stearnpots barmyarmy 283 28 287 50697 15 124893 119505
28 James Blundell Blundells boys 283 31 247 135428 15 124893 119505
30 Ben Rowland Atheist FC 282 34 251 126478 19 45258 121766
30 Michael Magee Mickey T FC 282 27 290 45676 15 124893 121766
32 Thomas Foley Unbelievable Crisps 281 36 230 170630 19 45258 123886
33 William Rowe Keefy’s Krunchers 280 47 276 71437 19 45258 126093
34 Piers Dixon Dixon Balls FC 279 26 304 26342 14 147215 128307
34 Patrick Grayson real aycliffe 279 44 279 65427 16 102663 128307
36 Bobby Peliza bObbyDazzlers 278 34 267 90549 12 187745 130445
36 Johnny Callow Room 362 278 14 302 28785 12 187745 130445
38 Mark Endicott Real Madreadfull 277 38 202 211405 18 61890 132617
39 Neil Williams Lumpers and Kickers 270 22 242 146313 15 124893 147198
39 Billy Mclean Barcemoaner 270 24 276 71437 16 102663 147198
39 Nicky Greenhow Boomerwanger 270 46 221 186498 14 147215 147198
42 Elliott Henderson Barsenal 267 17 234 162778 13 168361 153376
43 Alex Crawshaw Crawshaw’s Commies 266 37 231 168696 15 124893 155423
43 Sam MartinRoss Martin-Boss 266 21 187 223313 15 124893 155423
45 David Williams Muffin stuffers 265 32 257 112873 15 124893 157381
45 Shaun Williams The Galacticos 265 28 234 162778 11 204108 157381
47 Lee Walsh KeansaKunt 264 19 213 198456 19 45258 159379
47 Anthony Ward Park Ji Wonders 264 24 266 92801 14 147215 159379
49 Daniel Guy Dans witwickys 263 32 263 99313 12 187745 161300
49 Louis Day Spews Stars 263 36 263 99313 16 102663 161300
51 John Ryan Obi – 1 Kanobi – 0 262 37 262 101537 12 187745 163154
52 Ryan Addams Fish fillet 258 34 196 216842 12 187745 170524
53 Tim Williams TIMW_BRAP KILLAS 256 35 280 63396 14 147215 174138
54 Matt Morris Morris FC 255 25 255 117390 12 187745 175798
55 Blake Walton Walton Wonders 254 32 257 112873 12 187745 177560
55 Jon McLeish Bayern Bru 254 30 238 154720 10 217776 177560
57 Christopher Davies T Dogg’s Ball Hoggs 253 32 217 192762 10 217776 179218
58 Martyn Aeissame Gratuitous FC 252 33 263 99313 12 187745 180918
58 Anthony Ford 4 Dimensions 252 30 227 176302 13 168361 180918
60 smart les lemon peng-win 251 33 251 126478 15 124893 182605
61 Nick Reid OnOne United 248 29 248 133249 13 168361 187467
62 Danny Sharpe Team Sharpey 247 41 247 135428 12 187745 189054
63 Dean Webster Blues 246 44 244 141919 14 147215 190620
63 Max Sheppard Fred West Ham 246 23 231 168696 12 187745 190620
65 Ben Lawson spunkin FC 245 21 286 52429 13 168361 192073
65 Aaron Hicks Proud’s Prodders 245 18 236 158816 13 168361 192073
67 Josh Watkins bluesbrother 238 24 238 154720 10 217776 201815
67 David Hewitt football 238 23 238 154720 11 204108 201815
69 Luke Henderson Luke Ronald FC 235 23 239 152638 14 147215 205517
70 Daniel Haviland Warriors 234 25 234 162778 7 242391 206745
71 Mohamed Hussein Why Always Me FC 232 31 206 207177 9 228384 209147
71 Daniel Watson SirBobWouldBeProud 232 40 208 204889 7 242391 209147
73 Jamie Sadur Skid Mark 231 11 231 168696 12 187745 210193
73 John Hawkins Mmmmcustard 231 37 222 184885 13 168361 210193
75 John Twinn Pav FC 230 27 230 170630 10 217776 211343
75 Christian Adofo The Mandem 230 26 230 170630 11 204108 211343
75 Maxwell Hughes maxibon united 230 28 238 154720 12 187745 211343
78 Michael Sinfield FC Scorgasm 229 49 229 172562 14 147215 212423
79 Sam Lister inter thevan 227 38 219 189731 10 217776 214546
80 Richard Gilbert Queefstars 225 21 225 179753 11 204108 216481
80 Mark Guy butchys tanks 225 20 212 199875 12 187745 216481
82 Nestor Schischka The Winning One 224 22 220 188115 9 228384 217386
82 Alex Taylor leave-my-arse-a-lona 224 36 203 210420 18 61890 217386
82 Nick Randles Quallo 224 26 224 181531 8 236410 217386
85 Toby Dennett Dennethinaikos 223 19 249 130974 10 217776 218361
86 Ashley Townsend 1 MANNING 1 CUP 220 31 143 235369 14 147215 221081
87 Craig Abbs Team abber 214 28 214 197028 13 168361 226032
88 James Roberts WOOPWOOP United 213 21 210 202528 8 236410 226791
89 Dave Bunker Team Bunker 209 24 144 235281 14 147215 229666
90 Jack Hopwood FC Kaiser 205 31 205 208306 9 228384 232102
91 James Tootill BigDonFC 196 27 205 208306 8 236410 236841
91 Luke Wyborn The Wombles 196 24 195 217656 7 242391 236841
93 Tyler Casey 50 Shades Of Goals 191 39 191 220614 6 246519 239047
93 Steve French French FC 191 18 191 220614 6 246519 239047
95 Tomn Pitts Gareth Keenan Troops 187 25 187 223313 9 228384 240607
96 David Armitage Real Betties 175 20 175 229098 8 236410 244290
97 Nick Bourne Greenham Royals 165 27 165 232152 7 242391 246470
98 Theodore Morgan DangALangTime 155 25 155 234030 10 217776 248109
99 Wes Holden Green FC 151 16 151 234586 8 236410 248605
100 Matthew Hurley 12fort 131 20 131 236048 10 217776 250341






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