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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 7 Round Up

By | on Oct 21, 2012

   
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Week 7 is over. The international break is over. Mark Hughes’ job at Loftus Road is pretty much over. All we are waiting for is for Week 8 to commence now.  Week 7 ended as many thought it would with both Manchester clubs and the other three big dogs of Chelsea, Spurs, and Arsenal all coming out with three points and impressive displays. West Brom continued there great run by seeing off QPR, where Wigan held Everton at bay with a sturdy performance. Stoke did not make many friends or win many plaudits for their anti-football draw away at Liverpool and Fulham continued their role as the worst away team in since San Marino. No real big moves were made last week by any of the members of the league – however there were quite a few goals scored in the Premiership as well as the SickChirpse league.

Here are all the results from last week if you want a mini-recap before Week 8 gets going:

Sat 6 Oct 2012 – Premier League

BIG HITTERS:

Steve-o Caulker played his third game in a Spurs shirt after returning to White Heart Lane with a glowing reference from Swansea City last year.  The 6 ft 3 power house commanded the area throughout the match and looks an absolute steal at 3.3 million in the fantasy football notching up a clean sheet and a goal for his trouble last week.  Might wanna wait ’til next week to slot him in to the back line though as Spurs face top of the league Chelsea tomorrow in the early kick off. Kolarov hasn’t featured as much as anyone with him in their fantasy team would’ve liked this year but for anyone who has stuck it out with the Serbian he rewarded your faith with a clean sheet, goal, and an assist – racking up 14 points all by himself.  He also helped Man City get their first clean sheet of the season and may even keep his place this weekend for the tough trip away to The Hawthorns.  Last but certainly not least is Southampton’s young José Fonte who popped up with two goals as the Saints held Fulham to a draw at home.  He had an excellent game and managed to get himself 10 points. The luck has got to turn around some time for Southampton who are battling week in week out but just not  getting the results – let’s hope that Upton Park will give them there first away win (or even draw) of the season.

BIG SHITTERS:

SickChirpse would like to formally apologise for recommending that you stick in this buck-toothed fool in your fantasy football team.  Week 6 seen a fresh faced and vibrant Suarez stick a cheeky three past Ruddy without even breaking a sweat but Week 7 was a whole different beast. Cue Tony Pulis and his Anti-Football alliance aka. Stoke City. Suarez was an embarrasment. He spent half t he game diving and the other half missing absolute sitters. Liverpool have now scored only 3 goals at home in a total 7 games and are still without a win in the Prem at their hallowed Anfield.  The dive that forced Pulis to demand that Suarez be banned for three games after the fixture was even worse than that time Pires booted someone then jumped on the floor.  Below is a link to Suarez doing his best impression of a baby calf being born straight out of a mama cow’s asshole:

The fixtures this weekend are as follows:

Saturday:

  • Spurs vs Chelsea 12:45
  • Fulham vs Aston Villa 15:00
  • Liverpool vs Reading 15:00
  • Man Utd vs Stoke 15:00
  • Swansea vs Wigan 15:00
  • West Brom vs Man City 15:00
  • West Ham vs Southampton 15:00
  • Norwich vs Arsenal 17:30

Sunday:

  • Sunderland vs Newcastle 13:30
  • QPR vs Everton 16:00

So fuck International football, The Premiership is back. Whether you trust in Suarez to rinse Reading at home, or think QPR can do the unthinkable and actually get a result vs Everton – just remember to get your transfers done asap so they count for the weekend.

The SickChirpse fantasy football league is looking like this at close of business Week 7:

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POS Manager Team name Total points Week pts Starting
XI pts		 Starting
XI pos		 Goals Goal Pos Overall Position
1 Tom Sands Prison Break FC 339 0 318 2099 22 4424 3666
2 Tom Shipley Apocalypse Dudes 326 0 285 14559 26 341 7216
2 Gavin Rapaport Poo 326 0 288 12558 22 4424 7216
4 Huw Barker HavantGotAClueVille 318 0 322 1600 22 4424 10971
5 Trevor Brenson RJBs XI 314 0 314 2729 18 33920 13442
6 Emma Craig The Only Way Is Emma 308 0 285 14559 16 67830 18029
7 Luke Skidmore bunchofslugs 301 0 253 56341 21 7980 24989
8 Alex Prince Prince Boatengs 300 0 273 25805 19 22137 26140
9 Dan Filer ClubTropicanaDrinkFC 281 0 281 17818 16 67830 54233
10 Peter Jones Joner 278 0 252 58294 17 49180 59876
11 Daniel Ostridge Ajax Treesdown 271 0 253 56341 17 49180 74274
11 Ryan Williams Dirty Buffalo 271 0 244 74810 11 179451 74274
13 Shane Tremlin Trems Trash 270 0 250 62246 13 136062 76341
14 Richard Dulieu Dyslexic CF 269 0 269 30597 13 136062 78532
15 Terry Buckingham Real Madras 265 0 250 62246 17 49180 87418
16 Johnny Callow Room 362 264 0 275 23620 12 158723 89662
17 Dave Ward Pimp My Side 263 0 237 90441 17 49180 91889
18 Charlie Hey tiki taka jazz cats 262 0 262 40626 18 33920 94283
19 Huw E Dynamo Kebab 261 0 221 128581 13 136062 96564
20 Nikul Patani Brown Bear United 260 0 260 43927 16 67830 98889
21 Matthew Stewart FC Boosh 256 0 237 90441 14 112508 108290
22 Drew Walsh Real SocieLAD 255 0 257 49009 12 158723 110584
22 Ross Stearny stearnpots barmyarmy 255 0 264 37566 14 112508 110584
22 Ross Williams Tepee Town FC 255 0 231 104664 15 89320 110584
22 Michael Magee Mickey T FC 255 0 263 39082 15 89320 110584
26 Piers Dixon Dixon Balls FC 253 0 266 34645 13 136062 115328
26 Jeff Ingle Jeffentus 253 0 188 196131 14 112508 115328
28 Redwan Elharrak Real Talk 252 0 252 58294 12 158723 117635
28 James Blundell Blundells boys 252 0 213 147225 14 112508 117635
30 Elliott Henderson Barsenal 250 0 220 131000 13 136062 122384
31 James Martin Tourist Attraction 249 0 249 64271 10 197744 124755
32 Ben Rowland Atheist FC 248 0 219 133261 16 67830 127101
32 Neil Williams Lumpers and Kickers 248 0 213 147225 14 112508 127101
34 Robbie Atkinson diables Rouges 247 0 197 180778 14 112508 129425
35 Billy Mclean Barcemoaner 246 0 259 45632 16 67830 131844
36 Lee Walsh KeansaKunt 245 0 195 184327 18 33920 134077
36 Thomas Foley Unbelievable Crisps 245 0 198 179013 17 49180 134077
36 Sam MartinRoss Martin-Boss 245 0 168 219161 14 112508 134077
39 Bobby Peliza bObbyDazzlers 244 0 229 109409 11 179451 136428
40 AlexanderMark Jones Dunblane Massacres 241 0 222 126144 13 136062 143181
41 Anthony Ward Park Ji Wonders 240 0 243 76970 13 136062 145389
42 Mark Endicott Real Madreadfull 239 0 166 220784 16 67830 147555
43 Shaun Williams The Galacticos 237 0 210 154104 11 179451 152053
44 Patrick Grayson real aycliffe 235 0 235 95097 11 179451 156266
45 David Williams Muffin stuffers 233 0 234 97497 14 112508 160443
45 William Rowe Keefy’s Krunchers 233 0 230 107053 16 67830 160443
47 Daniel Guy Dans witwickys 231 0 231 104664 10 197744 164401
48 Matt Morris Morris FC 230 0 230 107053 12 158723 166395
49 Alex Crawshaw Crawshaw’s Commies 229 0 196 182558 14 112508 168358
50 Louis Day Spews Stars 227 0 227 114215 14 112508 172345
50 Aaron Hicks Proud’s Prodders 227 0 220 131000 13 136062 172345
52 John Ryan Obi – 1 Kanobi – 0 225 0 225 118974 10 197744 176177
53 Ben Lawson spunkin FC 224 0 260 43927 12 158723 178042
53 Ryan Addams Fish fillet 224 0 165 221522 10 197744 178042
53 Jon McLeish Bayern Bru 224 0 212 149564 9 212851 178042
53 Nicky Greenhow Boomerwanger 224 0 200 175169 10 197744 178042
57 Max Sheppard Fred West Ham 223 0 200 175169 11 179451 179873
58 Blake Walton Walton Wonders 222 0 227 114215 10 197744 181693
58 Anthony Ford 4 Dimensions 222 0 190 192939 13 136062 181693
60 Christopher Davies T Dogg’s Ball Hoggs 221 0 186 199096 10 197744 183450
60 Tim Williams TIMW_BRAP KILLAS 221 0 227 114215 12 158723 183450
62 Jamie Sadur Skid Mark 220 0 220 131000 12 158723 185195
63 Nick Reid OnOne United 219 0 219 133261 11 179451 186918
63 Martyn Aeissame Gratuitous FC 219 0 218 135626 11 179451 186918
65 smart les lemon peng-win 218 0 218 135626 14 112508 188555
66 David Hewitt football 215 0 215 142580 10 197744 193255
67 Josh Watkins bluesbrother 214 0 214 144880 10 197744 194840
68 Luke Henderson Luke Ronald FC 212 0 206 162808 13 136062 197857
69 Daniel Haviland Warriors 209 0 209 156288 7 233984 202206
70 Danny Sharpe Team Sharpey 206 0 206 162808 9 212851 206348
71 Mark Guy butchys tanks 205 0 195 184327 12 158723 207627
72 Richard Gilbert Queefstars 204 0 204 167097 11 179451 208921
72 Toby Dennett Dennethinaikos 204 0 225 118974 10 197744 208921
72 Christian Adofo The Mandem 204 0 204 167097 10 197744 208921
75 John Twinn Pav FC 203 0 203 169110 8 224970 210197
76 Nestor Schischka The Winning One 202 0 200 175169 9 212851 211352
76 Dean Webster Blues 202 0 206 162808 11 179451 211352
76 Maxwell Hughes maxibon united 202 0 206 162808 11 179451 211352
79 Mohamed Hussein Why Always Me FC 201 0 182 204601 9 212851 212520
80 Nick Randles Quallo 198 0 198 179013 7 233984 215809
81 John Hawkins Mmmmcustard 194 0 172 215745 11 179451 219762
82 James Roberts WOOPWOOP United 192 0 179 208391 8 224970 221613
82 Daniel Watson SirBobWouldBeProud 192 0 174 213823 5 245366 221613
84 Sam Lister inter thevan 189 0 190 192939 8 224970 224329
84 Ashley Townsend 1 MANNING 1 CUP 189 0 122 235498 13 136062 224329
86 Alex Taylor leave-my-arse-a-lona 188 0 174 213823 16 67830 225158
87 Craig Abbs Team abber 186 0 186 199096 12 158723 226820
88 Dave Bunker Team Bunker 185 0 131 234505 13 136062 227602
89 Michael Sinfield FC Scorgasm 180 0 180 207150 9 212851 231107
90 Jack Hopwood FC Kaiser 174 0 174 213823 6 240685 234738
91 Steve French French FC 173 0 173 214791 5 245366 235282
92 Luke Wyborn The Wombles 172 0 175 212788 7 233984 235821
93 James Tootill BigDonFC 169 0 185 200517 6 240685 237259
94 Tomn Pitts Gareth Keenan Troops 162 0 162 223625 7 233984 240305
95 David Armitage Real Betties 155 0 155 227600 7 233984 242799
96 Tyler Casey 50 Shades Of Goals 152 0 152 229020 2 252049 243686
97 Nick Bourne Greenham Royals 138 0 138 233302 5 245366 246897
98 Wes Holden Green FC 135 0 135 233871 8 224970 247410
99 Theodore Morgan DangALangTime 130 0 130 234635 9 212851 248114
100 Matthew Hurley 12fort 111 0 111 236152 8 224970 250046






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