Christoph Waltz

If you’re after the sniveling sadistic little shit version of Blatter, Christoph Waltz is your man. It’s easy to picture Waltz furrowing his confused brow in transparent innocence during press conferences, and then sneaking off behind closed doors to reveal what a nasty prick we all know he is.

The little Austrian also has a knack for accents and depicting Nazis so Blatter should make for an easy payday for the Inglorious Bastards show stealer. Just think how great it would be to see Sepp getting a swastika carved into his forehead at the end of the film.