Cristiano Ronaldo wasn’t in the greatest mood during Real Madrid’s 2-1 win at Cordoba over the weekend, and ended up being sent off after punching a defender in the face, then giving another one a slick kick/smack combo moments later, before chopping another one in the face:

Question is – what’s he upset about? Penis on the statue they built him back home not life-size enough? Who knows… but if he keeps this up he’ll end up on our Top 10 Footballers We Want To Punch In The Face list, that’s for sure.