Pornhub Wants To Buy Vine Because ‘Six Seconds Is Long Enough’

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Just yesterday Twitter announced it would be ending its video-sharing app Vine after a relatively short run.

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One company who doesn’t want to see Vine’s death is Pornhub, who have announced they would like to purchase the app and use it, I guess for adult movie clips instead.

In a shared letter from Pornhub VP Corey Price to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, Price says:

We figure since Twitter has dropped (Vine) and is having significant layoffs, that you and your stakeholders could benefit from a cash infusion from the sale of Vine. Not to mention we would be saving Vine gems like ‘Damn Daniel,’ ‘Awkward Puppets’ and many more.

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Pornhub being Pornhub, it also promises to “restore Vine to its NSFW glory,” saying that, “six seconds is more than enough time for most people to enjoy themselves.” I’m guessing he actually means enjoying yourself and not blowing your load, because six seconds would be a struggle even for a horny teenager.

Although Corey did reach out with his letter, it seems pretty obvious that this is just a tongue-in-cheek jab at Twitter for shutting down its service, particularly since they’ve pulled so many pranks in the past.

But you never know – maybe one day we’ll be seeing girls get plowed at six-seconds a pop. It would probably make porn stars’ jobs much easier.

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