First days on the job are never something that anybody looks forward to, but take one second and imagine how bad it probably is when you’re heading in to your first job as a porn star. Not so bad now is it?

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Thankfully, we’re now able to know just how bad those first days can be thanks to Wood Rocket’s classic series ‘Ask A Porn Star’. In this episode, an absolute shitload of porn stars all reveal in scintillating detail what their first day on the job was like.

Highlights include April O’ Neil’s spur of the moment trapeze/lesbian threesome experience and Lauren Phillips fucking a guy in the ass with a strap-on, but to be honest most of the stories are solid gold. Watch out for Michael Vegas coming on the director’s leg because he got too close as well. Lol:

Yep solid gold. Makes all the first days at the job that I’ve been to a hell of a lot better than what some of those guys have been up to. Or maybe just a hell of a lot more boring too – I guess it just depends what you’re into eh?

For more of the same, check out previous entries in the series.