What’s Paris Hilton doing with herself nowadays? Raking in between $100k and $350k an hour spinning tunes in nightclubs, that’s what. Does that make her one of the top 5 DJs in the world? Surely that’s the equivalent to anyone on the Sick Chirpse team calling themselves journalists.

Here she is in action. Top 5 dead or alive, sure you’ll agree:

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And afterwards, assuring us of her rank in the DJ game:

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