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OJ Simpson Wants To Date Either Kris Or Caitlyn Jenner Once He’s Out Of Jail

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Either, or.

Not that long ago we reported on OJ Simpson’s obsession with Kim Kardashian and how he plans to have sex with her once he is out of jail.

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As if that wasn’t creepy enough, now he says he has got his eyes set on the man who set him free’s wife – Kris Jenner. And if it doesn’t work out? He’ll settle for Caitlyn apparently. Seems like any member of that whiney, painfully banal family will do for him. I wonder if he’ll have a go on Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie too? Might as well make it a family affair.

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With less than a year until OJ is up for parole, author Ian Halperin, who is making a documentary on the ex-NFL star, has revealed his plans to pursue his crush on Kris and hopefully marry her. Yeah, not sure how she’d feel about all that – I mean, we all know how his crushes turn out, am I right? Also, surely that would be a little bit disrespectful since she is the ex of his lawyer and best friend Rob Kardashian who died back in 2003. Rob did manage to wriggle OJ out of a murder prison sentence after all.

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In an interview Ian said:

OJ has had a crush on Kris forever. He believes the relationship that Kris is in now with Corey Gamble is a sham.

He believes he is the man for her and intends to pursue her when he gets out of prison. There is definitely a long history there.

He is very likely to get parole next year, so it won’t be long until he is released.

Of course, OJ ain’t no fool – he’s got a back up plan. If it doesn’t work out with Kris, he’s just going to put it on Caitlyn instead:

OJ is obsessed with Caitlyn. He is struck by how she has captured the hearts of the world and said with a straight face, ‘When I get out of here I would consider dating her too’.

OJ definitely has a plan when he gets out of prison and he intends to be around the Kardashians.

He is going to pitch to them about getting a spot on the show. He is broke, he needs money and he feels his only chance to get back on TV — which is his dream — is to hook up with his old ‘family’.

Sounds like he has got big plans for this family. I just hope that this is all a plot to destroy them from the inside and end this shit. It’s been going on for too long now. Maybe he could team up with Rob and Kanye and create a mega-force to cause the destruction of the Kardashians once and for all. Here’s hoping.


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