PORN ADDICT

Man Sues Apple For Smut Addiction That Cost Him His Family

on July 18   |   By   |   in NEWS

A 36-year-old Tennessee man was so addicted to pornography that his wife and kids left him. Now he’s suing Apple, claiming the company failed to install any filter in its devices to prevent him becoming addicted in the first place. In his lawsuit, he brands Apple a “silent poisoner”, responsible for the proliferation of “arousal addiction, sex trafficking, prostitution and a number of destroyed lives”.

The man claims his addiction began when he “accidentally” searched ‘Fuckbook’ instead of ‘Facebook’. He said Fuckbook “appealed to his biological sensibilities as a male”, and he was helpless to stop his addiction taking over his life and wrecking his family.

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It’s hard to calculate how much smut someone has to watch where it gets to the point your family can’t stand you anymore. How does the situation get so bad that your family actually leaves you? That is just sooo much smut and masturbation it’s hard to think about. We all enjoy smut but most of us are able to control ourselves enough so that our families won’t leave us. Not this bro – he wanked himself into forever-alone status.

So, is the blame Apple’s? Shouldn’t some of the fingers be pointed at Fuckbook.com? The inventor of the Internet? The smut industry? Himself? Suing Apple for manufacturing the Mac you watched endless smut on is like blaming your cutlery for being overweight.

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Just another waste lawsuit it seems.





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