A Video Of A Man Having Sex With A McChicken Sandwich Has Gone Viral (NSFL)

‘McChicken’ was trending big time on Twitter last night, and everyone assumed it must be some kind of promotional thing for McDonald’s.

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It turned out to be something much darker than that – a video of a guy shagging a McChicken sandwich.

We obviously can’t post the footage, but here’s the general reaction:

https://twitter.com/lowkeyzap/status/769968660656029696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/Nadeshot/status/769966972528390144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Im supposed to do what with this? #mcchicken pic.twitter.com/6Ji6S9Nlqf

— YaLocalWhiteBoy (@NoHoesGeorge) August 28, 2016

https://twitter.com/evanjaquez/status/769962024671608834?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

*McDonalds logs onto Twitter*

"Oh hey, McChicken is trending!"

*clicks on video*

[5 seconds later] pic.twitter.com/XzljpbfPYb

— Lacey Nycole (@LaceyNycole) August 28, 2016

Me after seeing the McChicken video pic.twitter.com/EG8CCDI3ia

— cordell, esq. (@cordellsimmons) August 28, 2016

I watched it as is my journalistic duty and, well, it’s as grim as it sounds. I guess it’s the 2016 version of ‘2 girls, 1 cup’ unless some other freak out there wants to trump it.

What’s really disturbing though is this guy’s choice of burger. The McChicken might seem a good, cheap option but everyone knows the Big Mac would be a way better shag. Come on mate, have some standards.

P.S. Even without this story, there’s a good reason why you shouldn’t be eating McChickens.