A Michigan man died this week after rolling his car off the I-75 highway because he was distracted by the porn he was watching on his phone while driving.

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The 58-year-old man wasn’t wearing any trousers or his seat belt when he lost control and crashed his 1996 Toyota. He was thrown from the vehicle and died on the scene.

Michigan’s Lt. Mike Shaw says:

We see people putting on makeup. We see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books. There’s so much technology out there. A lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their cars.

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Well that’s certainly a unique way to go. Dying while masturbating to Internet porn while driving. Sometimes you just need to bust a quick one out and where better than an empty, long stretch of motorway in the middle of the night? Just fire up some YouJizz on your phone and it’s all systems go.

I like to think he actually jizzed at the exact same moment he was ejected from the car. Would be really shit if he was mid-wank or worse still — in that immediate phase after jizzing where you start to feel disgusted with yourself for what you just wanked to. If the timing was right though, this may have been the sweetest death he could’ve ask for.

That wankin’ white van man who went viral last year might want to watch himself (NSFW).