OK, so who told Madonna that grills are a good look? Does she think she is Paul Wall? Seriously, she looks like a £5 bitty on the end of my road looking to give metallic blow jobs to feed her pot noodle obsession. Madonna is 55 years old – a little older than Justin Bieber and Rihanna who also seem to enjoy chomping on metal all day – so what is she thinking? I thought she would have had a little more brains and taste than the talent less pair previously named, yet I stand corrected. Whether it’s a mid-life crisis she is experiencing or she really just is blind to the fact it looks like her teeth are rotting is up for debate, but one thing that is clear is that she looks terrible.
☛ More Madonna – Madonna Performs Gangnam Style With PSY
It seems as though every rubbish celebrity you can think of has suddenly decided it is actually 2005 again and ‘Grillz’ are the hot new thing. Chris Brown, Miley Cyrus, Nelly, Beyonce, Kanye West, Big Sean and an array of other people you wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire all think they are “G’d” up in their new dental accessories, yet unfortunately for them they all in fact look like twats. Harry Styles has even been pictured wearing one, where will the madness end? Can’t people see grills are just another way the super rich can show off their disposable wealth? I guess at least she isn’t rocking these weird gold fingernails like Miley Cyrus.
☛ More 80′s: Amazing 80′s Dancing From Italy
Let’s just hope this trend doesn’t catch on over here in the U.K, the last thing i would want would be to see hipster morons start donning these at raves or even just on the high street, however I wouldn’t be surprised as today’s youth seems more conformist than any previous generation.
If Miley Cyrus thinks she’s a Dirty South rapper then I’m sure some of the twerking minions she leads also think that they too can throw gang signs and make a fool out of themselves. Anyway, I’ll leave you with a reminder of how these stupid things got popular in the first place and I won’t lie, the tune is shit and no doubt was partly responsible for ushering in the days of the rubbish EDM based ‘Hip Hop’ that Jay-Z and Kanye West now champion…
☛ Read Next: Just What The Hell Is EDM Anyway?
« PREVIOUS ARTICLE Russian Guy In Audience Accepts MMA Fight With No Time To Prepare NEXT ARTICLE» The Day I Gave Up Food. Meal Replacements – The Truth