Know anyone who likes a tipple too many? Perhaps your mum likes Baileys with her Special K or your Nan empties a swig of Grey Goose into her Horlicks when she thinks no one’s looking? Well, if so get them on Lysergic acid diethylamide, also known as LSD.
Now I’ve never tried LSD or acid as it is affectionately known. However, when I drink I usually smile a lot, chat utter shite to those closest to me, sniff around women like a dog whose about to be neutered and piss/vomit in an alley way and or taxi on the way home. Sounds grim yet possibly familiar right? Well, I’d rather that than being rear ended by twenty pink elephants while thinking I’m David Attenborough in a Nazi Zoo. You wonder if the doctors and scientists who come up with these whacky ideas and claim them to be true but “overlooked” by the authorities are actually on the substances themselves.
( Norwegian Science Lab : 1967)
Thor: Hey Rolph
Thor: Do you think these crazy ass drugs could make me stop drinking?
Rolph: Well yes, I mean you look at you, you’re flowing like a river! Do you think it might help my anexoria?
Thor: Yes! Look at you, you’re a fat pile of shit. These have really worked!
Apparently Researchers at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology have theorised that a single dose of the class A drug has a “significant beneficial effect” on alcohol abuse. These tests were done between 1960 and 1970. Of all the periods in the last century for this research to have been carried out it had to be the era where everyone was off their tits. Including your grandparents.
A “single” dose? If that person happens to like the effects of seeing their sofa smile at them then who’s to say they won’t become addicted to that? LSD is technically a non addictive substance but surely we could get addicted to the hallucinogenic world they build. Is there a difference in chemical cravings i.e. alcohol, weed etc, and the trips incorporated in LSD?
Either way it all sounds a little bizarre to me. What’s next? LSD rimmed Stella bottles? Perhaps LSD may have healthy eating benefits while Jamie Oliver gets cracking on low fat LSD Kiev’s?
On a slightly more serious note, there are even reports that LSD can help people deal with issues such as anxiety attacks and anorexia! Why is this drug illegal if it has so many benefits?
Well, like everything LSD may be good for you in moderation but as this guy explains you can have too much of a good thing!