Both of these twats have been pissing us off for a long time, Adrian Chiles on ITV and Mark Lawrenson on the BBC. Here we take a closer look to determine who is the biggest twat when it comes to football punditry.
Mark Lawrenson
Talking shit
Lawro has talked so much shit since he started on match of the day back in 2001, that producers get through at least one bog roll an episode wiping his mouth. Being an ex-footballer Lawro indeed knows a lot about the game, but as soon as he opens his mouth people just switch off due to his sarcastic and abrasive tone combined with his ridiculous girlie pitch.
Twat rating – 8/10
Pissing off viewers
Lawro has certainly done his fair share of this over the years. His incessant attempts at comedy with his shit jokes makes you want to punch the nearest person to you. So it’s pretty fair to say that Mark Lawrenson is responsible for 99.9 per cent of domestic violence in this country and yet he continues to get away with it, so if that isn’t pissing off viewers then I don’t know what is.
Twat rating – 10/10
Pissing off his collegues
You can’t help but think that after the show on Saturday when Lawro asks the others what they are doing their reply is ‘just going to go home to get an early night’, but really they all sneak to the pub without him. Lineker and co have accepted that Lawro is a twat and get on with their jobs accordingly, but they do look like they are sick to the back teeth of him. You just have to watch the clip below to see how fed up commentator Guy Mowbray is with him.
Twat rating – 9/10
Overall Twat rating 27/30
Adrian Chiles
Talking shit
Chiles is at the top of his game for this and had it spewing out of his mouth for nearly two hours the other night as we waited to find out if the England match was going to be postponed. Constantly making reference to the waterlogged pitch and what a farce it was. The biggest farce of all though was how Chiles was aloud to annoy us for that long, somehow making a Brummie accent sound worse than it already is.
Twat rating – 9/10
Pissing off viewers
If his face wasn’t offensive enough, his smugness holds no bounds. Viewers must dive for the mute button every time they see this guy on their screens, unfortunately there isn’t a button that pixelates faces but Chiles is reason enough for one to be introduced. The way he snarls on the edge of his seat is enough to frighten small children. So it’s pretty fair to say that Chiles is responsible for 99.9 per-cent of night terrors and bed wetting in children and yet he continues to get away with it. If that isn’t pissing viewers off then I don’t know what is.
Twat rating – 10/10
Pissing off his collegues
Chiles is another one who insists on trying to be funny and ultimately fails. The problem is pundits Lee Dixon and Gareth Southgate seem to be encouraging this behaviour and are quite happy to let him get on with it. Roy Keane however is not falling for it and is ready to switch at any moment. The ex Man United hard man is ready to knock Chiles out the next time he interrupts him mid-sentence, and let’s be honest who wouldn’t want to see that.
Twat rating – 9/10
Overall rating 28/30
Well there you have it Chiles just edges out Lawro as the bigger twat, but boy was it close, maybe Lawro will become more of a twat as the years go on and Chiles less so, but one thing is for sure now, they are both fucking twats.
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