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DOES LADY GAGA HAVE A PENIS?

on September 21   |   By     |   in MUSIC

Lady Gaga Penis

Lady Gaga? Penis? Huh?

The question is one that has been asked extensively over the past few years since Lady Gaga burst onto the scene: Is Lady Gaga in fact a hermaphrodite? Does Lady Gaga have some funk in her junk? Does Lady Gaga have a lady parts? Does Lady Gaga have both a penis and a lady parts? What the hell is down Lady Gaga’s pant? Is it still acceptable to think Lady Gaga is hot if she’s a hermaphrodite! Just tell us dammit,  is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite!?

It looks as though the truth about Lady Gaga’s junk might finally be coming out though, with thehollywoodgossip.com reporting that Lady Gaga might be a hermaphrodite. That’s great hollywoodgossip, really useful report about Lady Gaga possibly being a hermaphrodite. It’s not like that’s something we haven’t know for a long time – that Lady Gaga MIGHT be a hermaphrodite. Great coverage, there guys, really.

Lady Gaga Definitely Has a Penis
bossip.com came up with something slightly more concrete in regards to Lady Gaga’s potential status as a hermaphrodite though, offering this quote which allegedly comes from the mouth of the great woman/hermaphrodite herself:

‘It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal.’

I kinda doubt she said that but here’s the video that sparked all the controversy last year of Lady Gaga’s performance at Glastonbury. This is  pretty bad quality video but you can definitely see that there’s something up there in her junk and it even pauses it and goes back and forth for a bit. 100% confirmation of Lady Gaga being a hermaphrodite. Yeah, right.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPbrvi2UEmE&feature=related

I don’t know if this will be a revelation to people or not, but I figured I’d proably tell you my take (which is probably the truth) on the whole Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite debate. basically, Lady Gaga writes awesome songs and was on a major label, so had A LOT (millions) of dollars backing her as she was probably the great hope for Interscope that year. Some super expensive and super smart PR guy was probably thinking, how can we market this Stefani Germanotta girl? She’s kinda weird looking and has a weird nose, maybe we could give her a weird glam kinda of image and play on the fact she might be a man? She seems kinda cool, she’ll probably go along with that. So you know, all this stuff about Lady Gaga having a penis and being a hermaphrodite was all planned by the PR/label people. What better stage to drop the biggest hint yet than at argaubly her biggest ever performance at Glastonbury? Like that isn’t gonna pick up massive coverage….we’ll just make sure the camera gets a shot of the fake penis we stuck up Lady Gaga’s short skirt, but make sure it’s blurry enough that nobody can actually tell is she’s a hermaphrodite or not? People will be talking about that for years. And they still are. Perfect.

UPDATE: Lady Gaga nude photo.





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