You know after you’ve had a few drinks you think you can do anything (like play awesome pool or score with any hot chick), well please promise us you won’t try doing what the guy in this video does the next time you’re bladdered because it will end in disaster.

You all know the age old trick when you grab a knife, lay your hand on the table with outstretched fingers and proceed to stab the knife in between each finger as fast as you can yeah? Well this dude does that at expert level. You’ve probably come across this trick while playing Red Dead Redemption, or even tried it yourself and probably failed miserably and ended up with cuts all over your fingers. Or if you’re like me and have some common sense you would have tried it with a spoon rather than a knife, although then it does tend to lose it’s effect and you just look like a massive bell end stabbing a spoon in between your fingers in the pub.

Now the dude in this video (Nikola) has obviously been practicing this one because he’s got it on absolute lock.  Nikola begins by setting the mood and playing some 1920s style music that has a tempo increase throughout, to which he matches with the speed of his ‘in between finger’ knife jabbing. Fvcking awesome to say the least. No doubt this guy’s girlfriend is a very happy lady, or his cock is a very unhappy cock due to his excessive rapid masturbation technique. Check it:

(Are you thinking what we’re thinking? Have they just sped up the video?)