THIS is how you CPR — water to the face, multiple pats on the head, a tummy rub and hand job super combo. Oh what? It’s not working? The guy’s still out cold? Just keep jerking him off, trust me it’ll work. Put a little elbow grease into it.

Seriously though, that medic couldn’t rip the guy’s trousers off fast enough. Also, where are his medics’ gloves?

Up Next: Woman Sneaks Up Behind Bull And Rubs Its Balls

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Knocked out then molested before being sent viral all over the internet. What a day for that poor fella.

For the female gamer who forgot to turn off her livestream and ended up masturbating in front of the world, click HERE.