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The Halloween Penis Mask Is Nearly As Gross As The Vagina Mask

The true meaning of the word dickhead.

Yesterday, most people who visited the site were fairly freaked out/disgusted by the fact that somebody was actually releasing a vagina Halloween mask to scare people this year.

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Strangely enough, there wasn’t an outcry about how it was really sexist that only a vagina mask was being released and not a penis one too, but before anyone can get in on that angle, it turns out that a penis mask has actually been released as well. Result.

You’ll be pleased to hear that it comes in two different tones – light or dark, to match YOUR skin tone – and also comes with two slits for eyes, unlike its female companion which for some reason you couldn’t actually see out of. Useful.

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Unlike the vagina mask, the penis mask is made of latex rather than silicon and as such is way cheaper, costing just £15 compared with £400. Finally, people can say it makes more sense to have a dick rather than a vagina and at least justify it in some kind of numerative fashion. I think that’s all that these masks are actually good for, as nobody actually wants to dress up as a penis or a dick on a night out do they?

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For another great Halloween costume, check out this ‘sexy woman’s Harambe costume’. Their words not ours, for once.


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