This is the most messed up thing you’ll see all day, guaranteed. A guy at the Gathering of the Juggalos (a five-day annual music festival hosted by Insane Clown Posse, a.k.a the worst rappers alive), had his right nipple removed with a scalpel for $100.

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“I’ve been getting mixed responses”, he said when asked afterwards about the general reaction he’d received. “Alotta, ‘what the fucks?’”.

You don’t say?

You may have noticed that this fool is also missing his left nipple. That’s because he had that one sliced off too, about ten days earlier for $58.

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So he’s managed a better deal from his second nipple removal, but is that due to hard-nosed negotiating skills or the fact that nipple prices are on the rise? We’re too busy throwing up to even think about that one.