Yeah that’s right, we’re posting a video of a man being exorcised after being possessed by a gay demon. Fo’realz.
First of all, let’s break that sentence down: ‘Video of a man being exorcised’ – now that’s pretty weird to begin with. It’s not everyday you get to see a video of a man being exorcised. I’ve only ever seen one exorcism in my life and that was of a young Linda Blair after she fucked herself silly with a crucifix in William Friedkin’s 1973 hit horror movie ‘The Exorcist’. I still can’t listen to Tubular Bells without a cold shiver running down my spine – hate that film. Anyway, what’s next, oh yeah: ‘getting possessed by a gay demon’. By a gay demon? Are you fucking kidding me? To start with, if you were to tell me that the video was of a dude getting exorcised by a normal demon I’d tell you that it was a load of bullshit, so if you try and tell me it’s a dude possessed by a gay demon then you can just fuck right off.
I have a weird beef with Bible Bashers, and the people who make these kinda films are what I would class as bible bashers. You know, people who stand on the street and preach to you and tell you that you’re going to hell if you don’t praise Jesus. Hey man, praise Jesus all you want, praise Allah or Buddha or whoever you want, just don’t shove it down my throat every time I’m out trying to pick up a Subway y’dick.
So just check out the video for yourself, and hopefully you can resist spending $59 buying ‘How To Beat The Devil At His Own Game’