Andy Carroll – Liverpool Striker & Smut Star

This boozed up pony-tailed horn-dog has been banging his way through the adult entertainment industry for a couple of years now. When he’s not struggling to hit a barn door he’s putting fellow teammates and co-stars back doors in.

As if Liverpool would pay £35,000,000 for a player who has no other talents.

Here’s the front cover of his latest porno release, “God Giving Head To Andy Carroll.”