Is this a battle the Dark Knight can hope to win? .
The definition of career ending tackle.
We still can't believe Qatar is hosting the World Cup.
He's not even the first choice keeper.
Here's what went down after the Manchester Derby last Sunday.
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We all know the feeling.
This is unbelievably stupid.
Alexis Sanchez? Eden Hazard? Angel Di Maria? Nope.
Be careful when celebrating.
The Viper is everywhere these days.
Is this the weirdest red card ever.
There are some huge derbies in English football but I don't think I've ever seen a reaction like this.
Maybe he should just delete his account for a while.
ITV presenter really put her foot in her mouth with this one.
Undoubtedly one of the best reasons ever.
Guy's still got it.
I guess his no nonsense attitude on the pitch extends to his attitude towards women too.
You couldn't miss if you tried.
In the last minute of the game this goal meant that Paderborn went top of the table.
No Italians are gonna be taking a dive in this one.
Maicon got sent home by Brazil for an undisclosed reason - several crazy stories have emerged as to the reason why.
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Milner and Rooney were the culprits.
The most bizarre transfer of deadline day.
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Steve Bruce might be the most typical English football club manager ever, but he's a different beast when he's unleashed at weddings.
It doesn't really get better than that. Oh wait it does - there's more to it.
Things get EVEN worse for Manchester United fans.
When it rains, it pours.
Hopefully you’ll think twice before picking up the ball next time….
Just call him 'The Soaked One'.