Never Miss Another Chirpse!
Be careful when celebrating.
The Viper is everywhere these days.
Is this the weirdest red card ever.
There are some huge derbies in English football but I don't think I've ever seen a reaction like this.
Maybe he should just delete his account for a while.
ITV presenter really put her foot in her mouth with this one.
Undoubtedly one of the best reasons ever.
Guy's still got it.
I guess his no nonsense attitude on the pitch extends to his attitude towards women too.
You couldn't miss if you tried.
In the last minute of the game this goal meant that Paderborn went top of the table.
No Italians are gonna be taking a dive in this one.
Maicon got sent home by Brazil for an undisclosed reason - several crazy stories have emerged as to the reason why.
CHIRPSES, FOOTBALL, VIDEOS
Milner and Rooney were the culprits.
The most bizarre transfer of deadline day.
BEST NEW TUMBLR FIND, FOOTBALL
Steve Bruce might be the most typical English football club manager ever, but he's a different beast when he's unleashed at weddings.
It doesn't really get better than that. Oh wait it does - there's more to it.
Things get EVEN worse for Manchester United fans.
When it rains, it pours.
Hopefully you’ll think twice before picking up the ball next time….
Just call him 'The Soaked One'.
Balls of steel.
I guess the moral of the story is don't leave your day job to start a Twitter account.
The results, positives and negatives from last weekend's Premier League action.
Ed Woodward is Manchester United's "Director Of Football" - and he's also the reason why they're going to suffer this season.
Premier League Managers have jobs that are frequently about as stable and long-term as the careers of suicide bombers.
This is what you didn't see on Match Of The Day.
This is how you do it.
A summary and go-to guide for your favourite team (and the ones you're not so keen on) .
Someone took his low ratings a bit too personally.
The football season is BACK which means one thing... OUTRAGEOUS BETTING ODDS! .