‘Dungeons And Donalds’ Is Our New Favourite Twitter Page

If there’s anything better than making fun of the rich Republican buffoon Donald Trump, then we sure as hell don’t know about it. Whilst we’re pretty sick of seeing his hateful mug everywhere, taking the piss out of this raging idiot is always welcomed.

Obviously it won’t be funny if he actually ends up becoming the president of the United States seeing as he has some pretty backward views on immigration and abortion laws. Imagine how much safer we would all feel if he concentrated his efforts on a time consuming roleplaying game instead of getting his greedy mitts stuck into politics to potentially ruin the lives of everyday people. Until then we will continue shitting on everything he loves.

Have a look at these hilarious tweets and picture yourself sitting across from him whilst he rolls a twelve sided dice and mutters something about killing goblins. The first one is particularly jokes as it references the time he uploaded a really embarrassing photo of himself eating the world’s biggest taco bowl over a magazine containing a picture of his bikini-clad ex wife to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

Happy #dnd_friday! The best campaigns are played in Trump Tower. I love DMing! #DonaldTrump #dnd #dungeonmaster pic.twitter.com/yEsF4KCDTy

— DungeonsAndDonalds (@DungeonsDonald) 6 May 2016

Listen, Gary’s not a hero. Gary got captured by goblins. Heroes don’t get captured by goblins. #dnd #dungeonmaster pic.twitter.com/QiA7Bjk59H — DungeonsAndDonalds (@DungeonsDonald) 15 May 2016

I have so many fabulous friends who happen to play MMOs, but I am a traditionalist. pic.twitter.com/hsHjN0xllW — DungeonsAndDonalds (@DungeonsDonald) 16 May 2016

I look forward to playing D&D w/ @megynkelly. Will be interesting what she rolls up—I think she will be an elf. #DnD pic.twitter.com/puU58hr7Cg — DungeonsAndDonalds (@DungeonsDonald) 19 May 2016

Nobody reads the Monster Manual more than me. The ’79 edition means a lot, but I don’t want to get into specifics. pic.twitter.com/ydaC7aIkLY — DungeonsAndDonalds (@DungeonsDonald) 19 May 2016

Tomb of Horrors is scary, like Vietnam. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave warrior. #dnd pic.twitter.com/gnhXbms24b — DungeonsAndDonalds (@DungeonsDonald) 17 May 2016

Hillary’s thief just can’t defeat Bernie’s druid. How will she deal with a gang of kobolds or orcs? Bad! #dnd #trump pic.twitter.com/EIuPzrX3NY — DungeonsAndDonalds (@DungeonsDonald) 9 May 2016

Making a new character. Perfect 20s! I roll the best attributes! Nobody rolls better! #Trump2016 #dungeonmaster #dnd pic.twitter.com/6Kvlvzp8NZ — DungeonsAndDonalds (@DungeonsDonald) 6 May 2016