A drunk lady from Colorado was arrested late December for punching, kicking and wiping her ass on a painting by American post-World War Two artist Clyfford Still that is estimated to be worth over $30,000,000. Now someone please tell me why this piece of art is worth over $30,000,000, because to me it looks like something I could knock up in an afternoon and to be honest I can’t even tell if this picture was taken before or after this drunkard wiped her smelly butt all over it. Apparently she also tried to piss all over the masterpiece, which would have caused some serious damage if successful. But due to being such a waster she wasn’t able to direct her pee well enough. Wild!