We're hosting our first ever poker night next Thursday - get involved, bring your mates, and come play cards with the Sick Chirpse crew. BIG PRIZES to be won.
Paul Walker isn't the only celebrity who has died in ironic circumstances. Here's another four who popped their clogs in an ironic kind of way.
Fresh for your AW13 wardrobe the Urban Nerds crew drops a fresh range of winter warming clothing and hats – all handmade in the UK, all strictly limited edition and all available now.
Come and party with Sick Chirpse and Urban Nerds at Village Underground on 31st January - early bird tickets available now.
Stuck for what to get your nearest and dearest this Christmas? Not to worry, Sick Chirpse is here to help with five of the most unique and must-have items of Christmas .
A woman took a selfie with the Brooklyn Bridge in the background, only when she looked at it she saw a man was threatening to jump off it. Awkward.
Facebook has long been the place where stupid people go to rant about stupid, uninteresting subjects, but these statuses really are the worst of the worst.
Swimming is a way for a lot of people to keep fit, but have you ever thought about whole the whole process is really, really weird? .
Some of you need your heads examined, judging by these Google key words used to find Sick Chirpse on Google.
Obviously when you hear two people having a very loud and public breakup then you should immediately livetweet exactly what is happening.
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Obviously there were about 6000 comments on this thread within less than 24 hours. A lot of them obviously deal with sex, but a lot of them are surprisingly cool stories too.
Remember Plumpergeddon - the guy who stole a laptop with tracking software in it and now gets photographs of himself masturbating put on the internet for his crimes? He found out we wrote.
Time for part two in our list of TV nightmares. See why Most Haunted is for cretins and Derek Acorah is a prick.
Be in with a chance to win VIP tickets to G-SHOCK's G-SESSIONS final in Berlin, alongside 3 nights' stay in the city and flights all taken care of. One of you has to win - all you have to.
Facebook says they know the formula to determine which couples are going to break up. Find out what it is.
Reddit hosted a thread entitled 'what's the most depraved thing you've done for sexual gratification?' and the results were about as filthy as you would expect. Here's some of our.
Since we left Plumpergeddon things have gotten a bit out of hand, with a TV show getting involved and direct contact with old Plumpy himself. Find out what's been happening here.
From the sickening to the enviable, here is a list of 5 types of couple that you love to loathe.
Art student Clayton Pettet is planning on losing his anal virginity in the name of an 'art project'.
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63-year-old Edward Smith, a life-long mechaphile, decides to settle down with a Volkswagen Beetle after 1000 other mechanical sexual partners.
This beach babe is quick to turn down the man chatting her up but has a quick change of heart when she sees his Lamborghini.
We call bullshit on all the special snowflakes who want you to know, on an irritatingly regular basis, just how wonderful their lives are.
Drake is the source of a lot of online amusement. Here's the newest meme featuring the Canadian emo rapper - Texting Drake Lyrics To Girls.
Some pretty funny trolling and banter in the Red Light District of Amsterdam in this new prank video. Guess some things are off limits after all.
Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi is a filthy rich Serbian bachelor who's decided to flaunt his wealth online in hopes of bagging himself a young wife.
Terry Richardson is one of the most fashion famous photographers in the world. Of course that means he's also one of the sleaziest people in the world. Hear some of the grossest stories.
This man sent an unsolicited and extremely cringe selfie video to a girl he had just served in Starbucks. She proceeded to stick it online and send it viral.
Following the seizure of Silk Road on Wednesday, a number of conspiracy theories have emerged that imply that not all is as it seems.
Pot Noodle are launching a competition where you can get your university tuition fees paid for an entire year.
Ro Elfberg dives into the world of online dating and finds a treasure chest of creeps waiting for her.
Urban Nerds have put together the ultimate weekend trip combining all of the best elements that Amsterdam has to offer and more. Book your place now.
Your days are probably completely empty now that your favourite TV show Breaking Bad has ended - here's a few ways to fill your time instead.