Sick Chirpse speaks to model/ photographer/ savantish circus and cabaret aficionado Ayesha Hussain about the freak show life.
Apparently, the surefire way to harass a young woman is to stalk her whilst partaking in wildly aggressive and fine tuned choreography with your wingmen.
Upon gaining entry to 4Play, past the velvety red drapes, one would expect some level of exquisite ambiance, yet in all honesty, the sophistication ends with the decor.
The incident subsequently led to a car crash involving three cars and the death of the cow.
It helps that he's a really sick artist too because some of these look great.
Alexey Sobolev went to Sochi with a plan - to turn his brief Olympic fame into a owe way ticket to poon town.
Jean Claude Van Damme sure has said some of the most retarded stuff ever, and that's why we love him.
Easily avoidable but unfortunately oh so common, here are 5 steps not to make if you don't want to sleep alone tonight.
Feminists probably shouldn't read this article as it pretty much sums up everything they're fighting against.
The guy asking this question got a really bad break. Fortunately for everyone else, his pain is hilarious.
We take a look at some of the more unusual sports that the disabled can become involved with.
This Breaking Bad-themed prank made for a great V day trolling, but how could she have turned the tables.
Ah, Valentine's Day. The day where men spend too much money on gifts that last 24hrs and where girls act like not having a man is no big deal.
Some of these daggering sessions look more like an extreme wrestling match - check these mad clips out.
Brassic this Valentine's day? Don’t fear, we have the low down on how to make your significant other happy.
A live blog of models standing still at a fashion presentation for an hour being drip fed Jolly Ranchers. What could possibly go wrong? .
Cassette Boy does it again with this mashup of David Attenborough narrating a night out on the town.
Since opening the Central Skate Park in Manchester, Black Sheep have naturally progressed to opening their first skate shop. Get the lowdown here.
You spend your life trying to figure them out, but one 12 year old boy has the secret.
Breaking up with someone via a note can either be genius or disaster. Here are some of the best - or worst depending on how you look at it - examples.
Girl loving life as she grinds up on some dude, realises he is in fact gay.
Probably one of the most insane videos we've ever featured is also unsurprisingly one of the most Russian videos we've ever featured.
A passed hook up of rapper Drake is now using her micro-fame by making 'guest appearances' at nightclubs.
This will be music to most guys' ears but might be of interest to women too.
You’d have to be a complete psychopath to actually pay for porn in this day and age –but one Australian punter has forked out $42,000 for a webcam session.
One of the craziest videos we've featured in a while - watch as this young man is held hostage until he agrees to help this girl fall pregnant.
We're back with a new set of life hacks that will surely act as a stepping stone to a better, less expensive/stressful/healthier life.
Oh dear - it's time for our second instalment of What Are Sick Chirpse Readers Googling? Click through.
Batman_LDN has been AWOL from Sick Chirpse for a while, but he's back with his roundup of the biggest dickheads of 2013.
Five entrants in the Hall of Pain for their broken legs.
We've posted a lot of content on Sick Chirpse in 2013, but this is the best of the best according to you guys.
Here's one way to celebrate Christmas.