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This is one of the funniest stories we've ever heard.
One of these guys says his ordeal was totally worth it.
Try be weirder Lady Gaga - you can't.
This landed in our inbox over the weekend while we were devouring a massive bowl of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, so perfect timing really.
I pulled a little Gumtree hoax to see what percentage of humanity is pure scum. The results were shocking (well, actually, they weren't).
If only these three knew when to call it a day.
A recent study has revealed that 36 million Britons use the internet every day.
How the hell did any of this stuff manage to conquer the world when it was so poor to begin with? .
Here's the last thing you want to happen when you're on trial for supplying coke.
Who knew that former US President Warren Harding pretty much invented the sexting game.
Goodbye neknominations, hello Bubbling.
Whatever you say in bed - don't say any of the following.
Why has anyone chosen to create this? Seriously, why? .
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Texts from privileged white dudes who feel like they're entitled to sex.
Give people an app where they can post their most sluttiest stories anonymously and they'll be happy to oblige.
This would go down so well at your next house party - seriously.
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This guy got meme-heavy on his his ex girlfriend after she tried to get back with him via text.
We're not ones to judge people's sexual preferences - but this is absolutely disgusting.
Responsible parenting 101 by someone who is almost certainly a meth addict.
5 reasons why taking drugs with your girlfriend could end both your relationship and your tenuous grip on reality.
Not only does this guy have no problem stealing a wallet from someone he believes is dying, he also tries to buy the man's girlfriend a drink.
People say weird stuff in the heat of the moment – here are the funniest replies from a Reddit thread asking users to share their weirdest.
Are you an aspiring writer? Are you a failed writer? Do you enjoy using words as an outlet? Pissed off about something and need to vent? Love getting stoned and finding stupid ass funny.
A nationwide survey has revealed that 17% of people in the UK – that’s 1 in 5 of us – would happily have sex with a robot.
Fellas, you're going to want to forward this one to your girlfriends immediately. Get ready for some creative grapefruit sexy time action.
Is honesty the best policy? Probably not when you're talking about the time you murdered your ex-wife on live TV.
My drunken decision to flash these ladies was the right one. Find out why.
Watch this guy pick the opportune moment to ask this reporter out on the date - in the middle of a live news report about wildfires destroying his town.
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Last year's smallest penis competition was such a success that they're bringing it back for another round of reverse dick measuring.
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This is the video at the centre of an ongoing legal dispute that began when the woman in the video, lawyer Jennifer Gaubert, alleged that driver Hervey Farrell tried to bribe her so that he.