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Last year's smallest penis competition was such a success that they're bringing it back for another round of reverse dick measuring.
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This is the video at the centre of an ongoing legal dispute that began when the woman in the video, lawyer Jennifer Gaubert, alleged that driver Hervey Farrell tried to bribe her so that he.
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Lauren Urasek has picked up more than 15,000 4 or 5 star ratings on OKCupid in the last 3 months, pretty good going by anyone’s standards.
Tempers have been flaring this week about the WWEOTT blog, but is it actually that bad? We take a shot at defending it.
It's hard to believe you even needed to have advice over what to do in this kind of situation, but the advice itself is even more ridiculous.
The new app Whisper has allowed girls to anonymously post what they think of guys in the bedroom on the internet, and the majority of it ain't pretty.
The Guardian sent this young lady out in a van and asked her to start catcalling at men and saying abrupt sexist things to them.
Turns out the colour of your pee tells you a lot about you. Get educated.
It's always the last place you look. Oh yeah, and of course this happened in Las Vegas.
I can’t tell you how much it annoys me to hear people saying “wow, look at her! She’s a 10.” No she’s not. 10/10 means perfection. Is she really perfect? No. No one is.
You've probably seen a bunch of prison tattoos in movies and TV shows and documentaries, but do you know what they all mean? Find out.
Watch these builders surprise the unsuspecting public with words of empowerment and genius feminist material instead of derogatory heckles.
Facebook is definitely the place where people look completely retarded without even trying. Here are some of the best examples.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Thousands upon thousands of Reddit users contributed to this thread, but we've now whittled it down to the top ten.
Scott Young puts his life on the line with this crazy handstand on the edge of a building 40 stories up in the sky.
The secret to everlasting youthful skin it out: a face full of nice, warm ejaculate. Tell your partners right now.
When it's too awkward to confront someone about something, leave a passive aggressive note. That should do the trick.
Some plonker on Twitter asked for 100 retweets to shoot someone from the window of the home he was tweeting from. He's now been arrested and had his Twitter account suspended.
Sick Chirpse speaks to model/ photographer/ savantish circus and cabaret aficionado Ayesha Hussain about the freak show life.
Apparently, the surefire way to harass a young woman is to stalk her whilst partaking in wildly aggressive and fine tuned choreography with your wingmen.
Upon gaining entry to 4Play, past the velvety red drapes, one would expect some level of exquisite ambiance, yet in all honesty, the sophistication ends with the decor.
The incident subsequently led to a car crash involving three cars and the death of the cow.
It helps that he's a really sick artist too because some of these look great.
Alexey Sobolev went to Sochi with a plan - to turn his brief Olympic fame into a owe way ticket to poon town.
Jean Claude Van Damme sure has said some of the most retarded stuff ever, and that's why we love him.
Easily avoidable but unfortunately oh so common, here are 5 steps not to make if you don't want to sleep alone tonight.
Feminists probably shouldn't read this article as it pretty much sums up everything they're fighting against.
The guy asking this question got a really bad break. Fortunately for everyone else, his pain is hilarious.
We take a look at some of the more unusual sports that the disabled can become involved with.