TV Archive
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Sex, Lies And Obvious Mental And Emotional Issues
If you missed it, here’s a run through of ‘Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys’ featuring some of the worst women in the world.
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Now on 4… How Many Freaks and Fannies Can We Fit Into Tonight’s Schedule?
More fucked up conspiracies, creatures and crotches from the minds of C4.
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The Good, The Bad And The Sequel
Let us bring you up to speed with the upcoming sequels of Anchorman, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure and Wayne’s world. You’d be bogus to miss it dude.
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STEPS: They’re Back And On Our TV – FFS
Sky Living have decided to document Steps’ journey back to ‘stardom’ on our televisions. What a relief to us all that is.
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Drive By Insults
Shouting bus wankers reaches a whole new level.
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Across The Pond Remakes!
A look at some attempted remakes from the UK and US! Some are good, some are shit!
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Grandma’s House: Simon Amstell’s Finest Hour (Well, Half Hour)
Sounds like a fairytale but it’s written by Simon Amstell, so it’s not.
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The Voice
Anyone seen BBC’s The Voice lately?
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Peter Andre’s My Life: Is he the biggest douchebag on TV?
Would you like an inside look into the life of a sellout, failed musician which isn’t a comedy?
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Movies To Put Your Bird Off Babies
Is your bird getting broody? Is she trying to buy a house with extra bedrooms? Is she prepping you to become father of year? Don’t worry we’re here to save you from becoming part of the 2.4 children statistic.
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Weetabix Dubstep Commercial
Weetabix and dubstep are obviously a match made in heaven. Hats off to whichever advertising executive came up with that one.
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Fall Out Boy Frontman Patrick Stump Becomes A Doctor
The ex-Fall Out Boy star puts music on the back burner to star in an upcoming episode of House M.D.
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Made In Chelsea: The Uninteresting Lives Of Posh Assholes
Do you want to follow the lives of the social elite? No, I didn’t think so.
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Friends Syndrome: Television Scheduling And The Perpetual Cycle of Repetition
The rerunning of a series ad nauseum. This affliction gravely affects viewing pleasure and seriously tests the patience of even the most hardcore fan.
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Follow The TV Reference
Some dude made a loop of TV shows referencing each other which switches to the next TV reference that was just referenced in the last reference. Geddit?
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Derek: Ricky Gervais In His Most Controversial Role Ever.
After the mediocre ‘Life’s too short’ will Derek be the next jewel in Ricky Gervais’ comedy crown?
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Springfield From The Simpsons: In Real Life
Did you ever wonder where Springfield in the Simpsons was based on in real life? Well here’s where…
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Game Of Thrones: Swords, Sex, Stabbings And A Dwarf
The number one fantasy show returns with more naughty stuff that puts The Lord of the Rings to shame. And so it should!
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Sam Brick – Shithouse
Worldwide media backlash at Sam Brick – the women who thinks she’s too beautiful to hang onto her mates!
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Facejacker: Talk To Me
More cringe worthy than your nan watching a donkey porn storyline on Emmerdale.
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WrestleMania XXVIII: Should We Be Glad It Was Once In A Lifetime?
Well, it’s finally come to an end. A year’s worth of build-up for one of the most hyped events of wrestling history. Did it live up to the hype? What were the best moments? What made us want to tear our eyes out with embarrassment? Let’s find out.
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Breaking Mad
Imagine if the two best shows on television teamed up.
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HBO vs BBC – Who Wins?
There’s only one way to find out…FIGHT!!
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Movie Review: 21 Jump Street
In a world full of average film remakes of 80′s TV shows, how good was 21 Jump Street?
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ITV’s Titanic: It Sinks!
Downton Abbey at sea but it’s on an ‘unsinkable’ ship called the Titanic which sinks. Irony.
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Napoleon Dynamite Like You’ve Never Seen Him Before
Napoleon Dynamite creators the Hess brothers reunite an original cast for this hilarious spin-off.
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Touch: Kiefer Sutherland is back and ISN’T called Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is back and this time he is a baggage handler called Martin who must discover what his autistic son is drawing! Wow!
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Hit The Road Jack
Ever wondered where lies your ‘inner dolphin’, or how far someone would go if they were being interviewed to be – wait for it – the next Prince of Wales?
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The Death of Film 2012 With Claudia Winkleman
The BBC’s film review show has gone through a few changes but have they been of benefit?
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Homeland: Can You Really Trust This Ginger?
Critically acclaimed US show ‘Homeland’ has arrived and raises the serious issue of ginger terrorists.
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Let’s Get Stoned and Watch ‘Round The Twist’
We’re starting a campaign to re-launch Aussie kids TV show ‘Round the Twist’ as a new stoner cult classic.
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Only Fools and Horses Remake Announced
John Leguizamo has been cast as Del Boy in US remake of Only Fools and Horses.
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THE WIRE CHARACTERS AS WIND UP TOYS
The Wire is so well loved that now it even has its own set of wind up toys depicting some of the best characters.
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CELEBS CAUGHT STEALING
Money money everywhere and not a pound is spent – the truth behind celebrities and their incessant need to steal.
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LUCK: A NEW BOARDWALK EMPIRE?
Sky Atlantic’s newest big money TV show hits our screens, and it’s about horses running and men watching them.
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KONY 2012 – MORE LIKE PHONEY 2012
