MOVIES Archive
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Peter Jackson Set To Screw Up The Hobbit
Lord of The Rings director and slimming icon Peter Jackson has shot The Hobbit all funny…
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The Good, The Bad And The Sequel
Let us bring you up to speed with the upcoming sequels of Anchorman, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure and Wayne’s world. You’d be bogus to miss it dude.
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The Dark Knight Rises – New Trailer
New Batman Trailer. Anne Hathaway, really?
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When Board Games Become Shit Movies
Has Hollywood truly lost its marbles? And dice? And those little plastic pieces shaped like bowling pins?
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Cabin In The Woods Review
Read the Cabin in the Woods review and find out the horrors that lurk within. If you dare.
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Movies To Put Your Bird Off Babies
Is your bird getting broody? Is she trying to buy a house with extra bedrooms? Is she prepping you to become father of year? Don’t worry we’re here to save you from becoming part of the 2.4 children statistic.
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Looper – Movie With The Dumbest Title Ever Actually Looks Pretty Good
A looper is a time travelling assassin. I think.
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Alien Prequel: Prometheus
We take a closer look at the spaceship and namesake featured in the upcoming Ridley Scott sci-fi epic.
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Friday 13th: Jason Just Wants To Party!
Friday 13th is here once again, time to party with your old pal Jason at Camp Crystal Lake and also find out why this franchise has been so drop dead successful.
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Teenage Mutant Alien Turtles
Michael Bay goes all alien with the turtles! Radical dude.
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Ten 90′s B Movies That Were Shit & Awesome At The Same Time
They were shit then, they’re even worse now, but a bag of weed and a day off school makes then pretty damn good.
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Twins Squeal Triplets – Staring Eddie Murphy
Been hanging on for that Twins sequel?
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Movie Review: 21 Jump Street
In a world full of average film remakes of 80′s TV shows, how good was 21 Jump Street?
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Ecstasy
If someone doesn’t like this film they’re a cunt, apparently.
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Napoleon Dynamite Like You’ve Never Seen Him Before
Napoleon Dynamite creators the Hess brothers reunite an original cast for this hilarious spin-off.
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Movie Review: A Dangerous Method – Or should that be A Sexy Method!?
A Dangerous Method: It’s soft porn, in disguise!
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Ten Movies That Will Leave You Quivering
Ten movies that will disturb the mind, as well as the stomach!
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The Death of Film 2012 With Claudia Winkleman
The BBC’s film review show has gone through a few changes but have they been of benefit?
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Hollywood’s Latest Pile of Dribble: Battleships
A film based on the board game ‘Battleships’ showcases Hollywood’s lack of originality in pursuit of commercial success.
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Safe House – Not As Safe As Uganda
Oscar winner Denzel Washington features alongside Ryan Reynolds in an edge of your seat action-thriller.
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Sometimes Life Gives You The Finger, Sometimes It Gives You HESHER
Super awesome film about a super awesome guy who we should all take a few tips from. ROCK 4 LIFE.
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American Psycho Sequel On The Cards
Patrick Bateman is back – and this time he hates Obama! Easton Ellis’ famous anti-hero is being reinvented and he plans to murder Beckham in a lift and slit Chris Martin’s throat after waffles.
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CELEBS CAUGHT STEALING
Money money everywhere and not a pound is spent – the truth behind celebrities and their incessant need to steal.
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WANDERLUST MOVIE REVIEW: BEYOND FRIENDS
Wanderlust: Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd back together again, this time they’re more than friends…
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MEN IN BLACK 3
Well after spawning Willow ‘Whip my hair back and forth’ Smith and
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FILM REVIEW: MARTHA MARCY MAY MARLENE
Martha Marcy May Marlene has generated a furore in the Indie world, but does it live up to the hype?
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THE GREY: NEESON SHITS ON LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
A review of Neeson’s best performance yet in the meaty thriller The Grey – complete with a fact you may never have known!
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PROJECT X: MOVIE REVIEW
Project X is hyped up as the party of the century but is it all it’s cracked up to be?
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OSCARS REVIEW 2012 – PRANKS, SPECIAL THANKS AND VERY LITTLE TOM HANKS
Sick Chripse looks back at the Oscars, Hollywood’s annual dick measuring contest.
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THE OSCARS 2012 – A PREVIEW OF THE WORLD’S MOST SELF-INDULGENT AWARDS SHOW
We look forward to the Oscars 2012 – how many gags will Billy Crystal make about the recession?
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VIN DIESEL’S FACEBOOK PAGE (CONTAINS DISTURBING CONTENT!)
Weirdness and hilarity ensues as I take a look at the Vin Diesel fan page. Mainly weirdness!
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THE WOMAN IN BLACK – RADCLIFFE’S EFFICACY
The Woman In Black is Daniel Radcliffe’s latest Hollywood blockbuster.
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VAMPIRE SLAYERS – WHO’S GOT WHAT IT (S)TAKES?
The best and baddest vampire slayers this side of Transylvania all in one list.
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A TRIBE CALLED QUEST DOCUMENTARY: BEATS, RHYMES & LIFE
Award winning and Sundance selected full length feature documentary on Tribe Called Quest London premiere and after party.
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BOB MARLEY HITS THE BIG SCREEN
Call your dealer cos you’re gonna need a big bag for this one…
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PROJECT X TRAILER
