ENTERTAINMENT Archive
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Sex, Lies And Obvious Mental And Emotional Issues
If you missed it, here’s a run through of ‘Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys’ featuring some of the worst women in the world.
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Outlook Festival Announces New Acts Including Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry And Trim
Outlook Festival is back this year and better than ever before.
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Peter Jackson Set To Screw Up The Hobbit
Lord of The Rings director and slimming icon Peter Jackson has shot The Hobbit all funny…
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Now on 4… How Many Freaks and Fannies Can We Fit Into Tonight’s Schedule?
More fucked up conspiracies, creatures and crotches from the minds of C4.
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Top Five Drunken Celebrity Clips
From slurring rubbish in home videos to destroying sets on live TV, we go through the top pissed-up celebrity clips.
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Serena Williams Rap Single Leaked
Serena Williams trades a racket for a microphone as her new rap single is leaked.
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Celebrities Trying To Rap
Steve-O is not the first of his fellow Hollywood peers to try their hand at the ol rap game, of course. Here is my list of favourite’s
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KIA Dubstep Contest – Win A Car And Tickets To Euro 2012
Win a ticket to Euro 2012 and a car with this awesome new competition. It also involves dubstep. Four of my favourite things.
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Top Five Ones To Watch At The Great Escape Festival
The Great Escape festival is showcasing some serious talent this May, if you’re coming on down to Brighton town to party try to catch these acts.
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Win Tickets To Redux 2nd Birthday Party At Corsica Studios This Friday
Redux Crew are celebrating their 2nd birthday on Friday and we’ve got a pair of tickets to give away!
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Pussy Riot: Is This The Most Courageous Band Of All Time?
Forget ‘God Save the Queen’, being sentenced to seven years’ jail for one performance is surely the punkest shit ever?
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Festival Blues
With festival season coming up here’s a story about an idiot who can’t enjoy them properly.
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Office Workers From Hell
Think you have shitty colleagues? You clearly don’t work with David.
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Nineties Trends That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
From music to haircuts, we go through the trends of the 1990s that should bloody well stay there!
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Anti-Anti-Gay Protest Signs
War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Made In Chelsea. There are so many persistently shit things going on in the world and we are still getting in a tizz about same sex relationships.
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Giorgio Pulls Out Some Sick Chirpse At The Drive Thru
Giorgio makes a drive-thru girl squeal with lust in one fine Sick Chirpse.
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Fall Out Boy Frontman Patrick Stump Becomes A Doctor
The ex-Fall Out Boy star puts music on the back burner to star in an upcoming episode of House M.D.
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Heath Townsend Is The Best At Partying
The final round of the biggest drinking competition of all time. Have you got the stones to get involved?
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Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes
Tulisa is the latest celebrity to see her sexual indiscretions go viral, prompting us to take a look back at some of the most famous celeb sex tapes. There will be breasts and there will be vagina jokes….
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Alien Prequel: Prometheus
We take a closer look at the spaceship and namesake featured in the upcoming Ridley Scott sci-fi epic.
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Tupac Resurrected
Snoop Dogg uses impressive hologram technology to wow fans at this year’s Coachella.
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How To Handle A Sex Pest
We take a look at a brand new interactive music video where the viewer gets to control the story.
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Friends Syndrome: Television Scheduling And The Perpetual Cycle of Repetition
The rerunning of a series ad nauseum. This affliction gravely affects viewing pleasure and seriously tests the patience of even the most hardcore fan.
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Beer Commercials Through The Ages
Rewinding back to black and white beer commercials, it seems the only thing that has remained a constant is our love of beer!
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Ever Heard Of Machine Gun Fellatio?
Heard of Machine Gun Fellatio? Not an erotic way to clean your shooter, but a wicked band that has slipped under the radar.
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Top Ten Ironic T-Shirt Slogans In Mug Shots
Balaclava, check. Gloves, check. Sawn off shotgun, check. Wait, where’s my cheeky slogan t-shirt from TK Maxx?
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Apocalypse Survival Guide #2: The Millenium Bug Strikes Back
Awesome new monthly LDN warehouse rave themed around the Apocalypse.
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Facejacker: Talk To Me
More cringe worthy than your nan watching a donkey porn storyline on Emmerdale.
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WrestleMania XXVIII: Should We Be Glad It Was Once In A Lifetime?
Well, it’s finally come to an end. A year’s worth of build-up for one of the most hyped events of wrestling history. Did it live up to the hype? What were the best moments? What made us want to tear our eyes out with embarrassment? Let’s find out.
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Top 5… Songs To Receive A Lapdance To
Sick Chirpse’s Top 5… this week comes in the form of the best songs to have playing while you receive a lapdance.
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Japanese Tron Street Dance
Japanese dance crew bang out a bit of street dancing covered in all manner of Tron madness!
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The World Gurning Championships
The World Gurning Championships might sound like a Saturday night activity at Oceana, but we can assure you it’s a serious competition that has nothing to do with pills!
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Humperdink To Face Guillotine
Could this be the most unwanted man in the UK?
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Australian Brewer Company Buy Beer Paradise Island For Lads Only
Australian beer company buys tropical island for boozy getaways, but it’s lads only!
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Can’t Get Drunk On A Tenner Anymore? Here’s Why…
Do you know why it costs so much to get bloated-eyed? Time to find out.
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