CHIRPSES Archive
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GroupieDirt.com
Ever wonder how your favourite rock star was in the sack?
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Facebook: The Truth
A rollicking, roaring look at the madness of Facebook.
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Sick Chirpse Shop
The Sick Chirpse shop is now open!
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Sex, Lies And Obvious Mental And Emotional Issues
If you missed it, here’s a run through of ‘Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys’ featuring some of the worst women in the world.
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R. Kelly Pisses Fans Off With 75 Second Concert
If you saw R.Kelly advertised as playing a strip club in your area for $30 would you expect a full concert!?
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Skrillex Board Game
This most definitely belongs in the weirder section of Sick Chirpse.
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Animals Being Dicks
If there was a Grammy for GIFs these friggers would win every year.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Guess Her Muff
Judge the quality of women’s snatches on our latest Tumblr find: Guess Her Muff.
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Where Did The Vampire Legend Come From?
A neurologist from abroad may just give us an insight……..
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Pedal To The Metal!
An alternative for those who want to cruise on a budget!
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Titanoboa: Super Massive Snake
TITANOBOA: Urgent information regarding a massive prehistoric snake, and why humans are sickos.
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Top Five Drunken Celebrity Clips
From slurring rubbish in home videos to destroying sets on live TV, we go through the top pissed-up celebrity clips.
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Serena Williams Rap Single Leaked
Serena Williams trades a racket for a microphone as her new rap single is leaked.
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Kyrgyzstan’s National Sport: Chucking Around Decapitated Goats
I knew nothing about the country of Kyrgyzstan before today. It turns out they their national sport is lobbing around dead goats….
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Christian Euphenisms For Vagina
Christianity teaches you how to speak more politiely…about vaginas. Who says religion is obsolete?
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Celebrities Trying To Rap
Steve-O is not the first of his fellow Hollywood peers to try their hand at the ol rap game, of course. Here is my list of favourite’s
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Fucked Up Japanese Stuff #1
The first post in a series of fucked up Japanese stuff. Japan Erection is a bizarre video of a Japanese man trashing his room with a weird monster cock.
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Jeremy Kyle Headlines We’re Yet To See
Good morning, on today’s show…..
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Curry 101: What You Should Know About Britain’s Favourite Dish
Curry: why it came here, what it’s good for and what it’s bad for.
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Transsexual Cuts Off Her Own Legs With A Circular Saw Because She Doesn’t Like Them
Probably the most fucked up/weirdest thing we’ve ever posted on Sick Chirpse.
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Top Five Ones To Watch At The Great Escape Festival
The Great Escape festival is showcasing some serious talent this May, if you’re coming on down to Brighton town to party try to catch these acts.
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Pussy Riot: Is This The Most Courageous Band Of All Time?
Forget ‘God Save the Queen’, being sentenced to seven years’ jail for one performance is surely the punkest shit ever?
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Festival Blues
With festival season coming up here’s a story about an idiot who can’t enjoy them properly.
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WARNING: Read This Before Removing Hair From Your Balls
The dangers of combining hair removal cream with your balls…
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Across The Pond Remakes!
A look at some attempted remakes from the UK and US! Some are good, some are shit!
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Steve-O The Dumbest Asshole in Hip Hop
Last week the Internet saw an insight into Steve-O, but what we did not see through all the bong smoke was Steve-O’s Music Video ‘Crack Cocaine’ from his short Rap career. Here it is.
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Office Workers From Hell
Think you have shitty colleagues? You clearly don’t work with David.
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Nineties Trends That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
From music to haircuts, we go through the trends of the 1990s that should bloody well stay there!
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Tulisa Voted #1 Sexiest Woman On The Planet. Errr…
Tulisa and Rihanna are #1 and #3 sexiest women on the planet, voted by the retarded factor of FHM readers i.e. all of them.
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Adele Butter Dance
What’s funnier than performance art? It’s the Adele Butter Dance.
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The Batman Hotel Room
Ever wondered how Bruce Wayne lives? Well keep wondering…
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Messiah Madness
What does Jesus do when he’s not busy being the son of God? Well, ride bulls, play American football and ride a Harley of course. It’s the ALL AMERICAN JESUS!
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Tasteless Titanic Tributes
What better way is there to ‘celebrate’ the sinking of the Titanic than releasing some Titanic themed crisps.
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Cannabis in Cartoons
This article focuses on some well-known cartoons and their various cannabis references.
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Barack Obama Is Still One Cool Motherfucker
I bet if Obama rolled up to a party he’d be able to fuck any of the girls there.
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Anti-Anti-Gay Protest Signs
